Sunday have you ever?

I’ve walked a dog, now that was a slog

I’ve fed a snake, and gave myself a shake

I’ve  carried a cat, who only wanted a pat

I’ve chased a cow, it was time for her chow

I’ve startled a fawn, in a misty, dewy dawn

I’ve hand fed a jay, who admitted it was ok

I’ve cuddled a calf, just for the laugh

I’ve herded some pigs, who thought they were bigwigs

I’ve admired a buffalo, who put on a good show

I’ve teased a frog, I found sitting on a log

I’ve shoo’ed a bear, who gave us a scare

I’ve stared down a bull, that’s something to mull,

And I’ve ridden a horse,
of course.

But I have never, ever, ever,
ever,
hugged a whale

Now that would be a tale.

It’s Saturday

The State of Ebooks Update

Standard Ebooks

I continue to make ebooks for Standard although my rate has slowed down. This is mostly due to choosing longer projects instead of sticking to plays. I think I am on number 38 now (a collection of Wodehouse’s golf stories). I also do reviews of others’ submissions, which is this weird mishmash of proofreading, code checking and editorial oversight—a combination of skills I didn’t think would be all that easy to acquire.

All in all I enjoy it immensely and intend to keep participating for the foreseeable future.

Bright Wing Media

Back just before the new year I interviewed with Bright Wing for a job I hadn’t applied for. That didn’t turn out (afaik they just didn’t fill the position) but I kept gently reminding them of my existence and finally picked up some work. So far I have created/remediated four public domain ebooks for them: Theodore Dreiser – An American Tragedy, Charles Dickens – Bleak House, Elizabeth Gaskell – North and South and T.E. Lawrence – Seven Pillars of Wisdom. And it looks like I have another project in the pipeline for next week and it might even be something original this time. Hopefully this will turn into an ongoing gig.

It’s been interesting work, mostly for the understanding of different publisher’s systems and requirements and I was finally forced to learn to use Sigil (which I had played around with previously but ultimately ignored in favour of using a straight-up text editor).

The General State of Ebooks

This (different publishers’ systems and requirements) brings me to an important topic that I am trying to learn/participate in/promote. Just a disclaimer first, this is a huge topic and well worth a much, much longer post, but I am just going to give you a bit of a rant and leave the meat of the issue for later.

Ebook Accessibility

A traditional bound book sucks for accessibility. You need two good hands and two good eyes to read it. You could probably get away with one of each but the experience starts to deteriorate rapidly. But what could you do? But ebooks, ah, ebooks offer a world of possibilities, don’t they?

Way back when, when ebooks were in a fledgling state and sales were minimal, publishers embraced ebooks reluctantly and, quite frankly, poorly. But these days — sadly (to me) much under the influence of that monolith of capitalism Amazon — ebook sales have increased to over 20% of a publisher’s total book sales revenue. The books themselves are getting more and more sophisticated in design and format and the readers much more ubiquitous.

Industry standard programs lie Adobe Indesign has made great strides in their approach to converting a print book to digital format and many other tools have continued to progress to the point where creating an ebook is relatively simple for any publisher.

In conjunction with all that the issue of accessibility has also continued to be addressed and many working groups like NNELS here in Canada, Accessible Books Consortium, The DAISY Consortium
Creating the best way to read and publish
, Benetech, and the World Wide Web Consortium have all been working together to develop and modify standards that will hopefully help the broadest swath of disadvantaged readers.

As a result there exists now a robust standard now that allows an ebook to be created in a way that helps various technologies to present the material to make the experience enjoyable and fluid for a broad range of disabilities.

Great stuff.

So what’s the problem?

The problem is change is hard and publishers are stubborn.

I know, I know, that’s not totally fair but it is a realistic overview of the situation. In order to create a born-accessible ebook certain jobs have to shift around, new skill sets have to be learned and priorities have to change. To remediate old ebooks to the current standard takes more money, more time and an even more specialized skillset. All this costs money and time and most small publishers don’t have either. The big ones — the ones who should be showing leadership and have a bit more money — are a bit more on the stubborn side if you ask me; although I admit shifting a production process is infinitely harder when you produce 1000 books a year than when you produce 10.

Still, you get the point.

What’s the solution?

Hah, if I knew that I would be a lot richer than I am now. But…

  1. First they need to look at the problem from a different angle. It’s all just code and if there is anything this world has a lot of, its coders. It’s not that hard to automate a lot of this — working Standard has taught me that.
  2. Second we need to stop focussing on profit. There is no profit incentive for wheelchair ramps, braille letters on elevators or TTY machines. Just invest in making the process easy and publishers will fall in line and someone will figure out how to make money from it later.
  3. Publishing needs to grasp that change is good and rearranging and retraining some key personnel will make this go a lot smoother — and they will eventually reap the benefits of that change. Personally I don’t believe it means hiring more people or spending more money. It’s no worse that the transition to desktop publishing from paste up — eventually the benefits spoke for themselves.
  4. And finally, and most importantly someone needs to conk the standard setters on the head and remind them that just because standards organization have been speaking in something even worse than legalese for decades, that it really, really isn’t helping anyone. In fact, even for me, it is a huge disincentive.

You’d think if the technology types could sit with the communication types to make the process clear and then the government types provided a bit of money then this would straighten itself out pretty quick. Right, I know. Lol.

But I watched a panel a while back talking about the issues surrounding ebook remediation and two things struck me.

  1. Someone said that publishers can’t expect to retain people with all the right skillsets. Granted he was talking about the broader idea of accessibility and that included braille, audio books, etc. as well as accessible ebooks but still… It’s not that hard to train/find people to understand standards, code and software as well as design and traditional production — we already did that once back in the 90s. It’s not hard or unreasonable, it’s just different and, again, I acknowledge change is hard. I don’t know what the design schools are teaching these days but this really should be a priority.
  2. The person who represented small publishers said she had gone through a back-and-forth process with NNELS to produce a fully compliant accessible ebook and she now has a template. As a result their ebook production time and difficulty has decreased significantly. Exactly. Set a standard and follow it. Any press could do that and if the template was freely available and easily customizable, well…

Of course it’s not always that simple. Especially if you are dealing with textbooks, or specialized publications that require a lot extra coding. But there is absolutely no excuse for producing a traditional fiction-style ebook that is not fully compliant with the accessibility standards. None. It’s just ignorance and/or laziness.

And we can fix both of those. So let’s…


P.S. My biggest issue remains the kind of communication and misinformation that surrounds the whole ebook production process. It’s just not that hard, and making an ebook accessible in the first place (or remediating old ones if you have to) is currently wrapped in some sort of mystique and arcane-ness — and a whole lot of mumbo-jumbo. Again, to me, it comes down to piss poor communication and misguided advocacy in an age where driving public perception, propaganda, and manipulating the message have reached a high art. I can’t help thinking it’s a matter of mistaken priorities.

P.P.S. If you want to learn more about ebook production, coding and even what’s necessary to meet the standards, I encourage you to take a swing at volunteering for Standard Ebooks. There is a great step-by-step and I have even written a guide on how to go about getting started for those of us more editor and less coder.

My Generation

Never look back in anger,
always look forward in hope,
and never, ever, ever, dream small.

—Micheal Caine
My Generation (2018)

A documentary about the shift in England from the stodgy 50s to the mod 60s. Worth a watch if you ever wondered where all those colours came from. Also a pointed reminder that no matter how glum the world seems at any given point, this ain’t the first go-round and there is always hope.

The Kaiju Preservation Society: A review

John Scalzi had a problem and that problem was myriad: Covid, politics and a whole lot of writer’s block. So he decided to pull the plug on his current project despite contractual obligations. Then he had his own The Big Idea (The Big Idea is Scalzi’s vehicle on his blog that gives a platform to other writers to talk about what inspired their latest work.) And the The Kaiju Preservation Society was born (hatched? produced?). Don’t skip the Afterword on this one, it contains a lot of interesting tidbits and insight into the process.

The The Kaiju Preservation Society is set in a near-present-day period and features an aspiring academic who ends up in a go-nowhere gig-economy job during Covid. Until one day a “client” offers him an interesting proposition. What follows is fun, fast-paced and above all the signature Scalzi brand of clever. Throughout the book Scalzi plays with words, tropes and cultural references while weaving a delightful tale that is easy on the brain, yet satisfying and ultimately a darn good read.

In this book, Scalzi depends less on fancy technology or science-fictiony elements and leans heavily on his (admittedly slightly absurd) premise to force his characters to move the story along. It becomes one long string of what-ifs that, in aggregate reads more like a 70s adventure/spy novel than anything else. Given Scalzi was going for a “fun” read, I think that was an excellent choice. I certainly enjoyed the ride.

If this is your first venture into Scalzi’s oeuvre then you won’t be disappointed (unless perhaps you don’t like light-hearted romps) and if you are a long-time reader then, well, it’s 100% pure Scalzi.


Also posted on Goodreads

Poetry of the sole

If I had a wolf and he ate my shoe
What would I do?

If my pet was a tiger and he bit my toe
Would he have to go?

If I made friends with a croc who nibbled my chair
What would I dare?

If my support animal’s an eagle who eyes my chews
Who would lose?

If I ruled a hippo who coveted my crown
Which of us is going down?

If I was to ride a whale and he decided to dive
Would I even be alive?

Huh.

I guess I’ll stick to my cat who wrecks my books
And gives me dirty looks.

Going Pro

Well, well, well…

After 3+ years of volunteer work for Standard ebooks, I will very soon be able to call myself a professional ebook developer. (I know, I know, I have actually been paid before but this is somehow different.) I got my first project today and should be able to bill for it early next week. With any luck it will turn into a regular thing.

Details to follow.

So chuffed.

Instagram Since Last Time

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A beautiful way to start the day! #sundogs #rainbow -#yeg #yegweather
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Sometimes you hit one of those design challenges and work just stalls.
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My father died when I was quite young and I don’t have a lot of mementos. I’d forgotten inside one of his old steins was this particular souvenir of Europe ?
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I’ve decided to try my hand at book reviews because, well, free books First up: Elizabeth Bear’s The Origin of Stormsmacblaze.ca/books
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The box that keeps getting moved from place to place but never used and never discarded. 🙂 #viynl #45s

Sunday Poem Day on Monday

The cat sits

The cat sits in front of my screen
A box of pens is in front of my screen
The cat sits beside the box
A pair of glasses and a book is beside my box of pens in front of my screen
The cat sits on the other side of the box
A collection of bottles and pencil sharpeners is on the other side of the box of pens in front of my screen
The cat sides behind the box
A notebook and some headphones are behind the box of pens in front of my screen

My desk is full
The cat sits on on my keyboard

The cat wins.

Saturday Stupid Human Tricks on Sunday

Next in my ongoing series

I’ve tried to stay out of it but this convoy thing brought out some truly stupid human escapades. The best of which, IMHO, was the total lack of understanding we Canadians seem to have of how our government works.


https://factnest.com/activism/file-a-vote-of-no-confidence-against-justin-trudeau/

And this wasn’t the only site. The misinformation/misunderstanding/outright falsehood (depending on your own point-of-view) had spread far and wide and was being distributed freely amongst the protestors and supporters. Apparently this stupidity was so widespread that the GG had to issue a statement explaining that she (or her office as representative of the Queen) cannot dissolve governments willy-nilly.

https://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/governor-general-no-confidence-1.6360883

I don’t care what you politics are, but come on…at least familiarize yourself with the thing you are protesting against. Sheesh.

A little bit more on the subject of what the parliamentary system is actually about: https://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/charter-gg-disinformation-civic-awareness-1.6365223