The cat sits

The cat sits in front of my screen
A box of pens is in front of my screen
The cat sits beside the box
A pair of glasses and a book is beside my box of pens in front of my screen
The cat sits on the other side of the box
A collection of bottles and pencil sharpeners is on the other side of the box of pens in front of my screen
The cat sides behind the box
A notebook and some headphones are behind the box of pens in front of my screen

My desk is full
The cat sits on on my keyboard

The cat wins.