I’ve walked a dog, now that was a slog

I’ve fed a snake, and gave myself a shake

I’ve  carried a cat, who only wanted a pat

I’ve chased a cow, it was time for her chow

I’ve startled a fawn, in a misty, dewy dawn

I’ve hand fed a jay, who admitted it was ok

I’ve cuddled a calf, just for the laugh

I’ve herded some pigs, who thought they were bigwigs

I’ve admired a buffalo, who put on a good show

I’ve teased a frog, I found sitting on a log

I’ve shoo’ed a bear, who gave us a scare

I’ve stared down a bull, that’s something to mull,

And I’ve ridden a horse,
of course.

But I have never, ever, ever,
ever,
hugged a whale

Now that would be a tale.