If I had a wolf and he ate my shoe
What would I do?

If my pet was a tiger and he bit my toe
Would he have to go?

If I made friends with a croc who nibbled my chair
What would I dare?

If my support animal’s an eagle who eyes my chews
Who would lose?

If I ruled a hippo who coveted my crown
Which of us is going down?

If I was to ride a whale and he decided to dive
Would I even be alive?

Huh.

I guess I’ll stick to my cat who wrecks my books
And gives me dirty looks.