A Call for Comments

I restarted my Google analytics because the tracking code had gotten lost in my redesigns. So far I have peaked at 13 visitors in a day (and they were probably all me) but I need more data for any more significant figures. Last year I had slightly over 1000 unique visitors with about 55% of them returning at least once.

I need more feedback people, so I am going to post a picture of me and all of you readers are going to comment on it…

Right?

Suggested topics: the haircut; the cars, Dale’s shirt, Dale’s Keds, my mother’s cruelty in giving the leash to my brothers, the look on my face, make up your own! Hell, comment on past posts if you must, but comment. Even if you have no idea who I am…I like mysterious strangers too.

 

An old picture of us boys in what I suspect was the Steinberg's parking lot.

An old picture of us boys in what I suspect was the Steinberg’s parking lot.

Fruit Basket

Fruit Basket

Life in the country

Melon collie faces
Straw buried toys
Ban Anna’s teasing

Breakfast was bread
fruit, juice and scones

Mornings in the barn

Time to come in boy
Ya Papa ya

Crossing the troughs
Of black current depths

Distracted by helping
Man Darren’s chores

Sun sets on a farmer’s day

Greeting the twilight
watching that old man go

Thinking of my piglet
And her sister Honey suckle

And another day
To begin après cot

A draft from Aug 7, 2011. I have no idea why I didn’t publish it, so I added a few lines and voila!

Personal Brand

I added an About page.

As a part of that, I’ve been doing some thinking of personal branding. Visually, I have had a lot of ideas and sketches for ‘macblaze’ over the years but nothing for me personally. I am currently toying with the idea of incorporating unraveling/raveling strands and rope (which those of you who know me I find infinitely fascinating). Nothing that I find overly innovative yet but…

Some quick ideas…

Comments welcome…

Gal-LLery

I have been playing  with Gallery (Gallery 3 to be exact) software since I moved to the new host. I am not sure I will leave it installed but it’s interesting to play with. For now you can visit it here macblaze.ca/gallery.

At this point, I have a public album and a private one. If you want to see the private one you have to sign in:
User: test
Password: album

This mean I could set up private albums and control the permissions via viewing. There are also supposed to be shopping basket modules and ecommerce integrations which I will be playing with next. It will also automatically watermark the images for me.

One of the things I am supposed to be able to do is integrate images from the gallery into my WP posts. See the example below:

Smooth Gallery

Doesn’t work at all

[hgallery3 id=”4,6″ render=”smoothgallery”]

Jcarousel

[hgallery3 id=”3″ render=”jcarousel”]

Seems to skip all over the place

Dir Table

I can make this work.

[hgallery3 id=”14,16″ render=”dir_table”]

Single Image

Why?

[hgallery3 id=”14″ render=”single_img”]

Dir

Again, why?

[hgallery3 id=”4,14,16″ render=”dir”]

Best Fantasy? Ever?

Round about the end of last year I came across this article on someone’s Top 20 Fantasy novels over the last 20 years. I looked through it and was immediately struck by how much I disagreed. He was just plain wrong. So I thought I would make my own to correct the record.

Huh. Well that was easier said than done. What constituted best? Was something written first (Lord of the Rings) always better because it was ground breaking? Was a most excellent series best because, while no one book stood out, the whole was a magnificent feat? What actually constituted a fantasy book anyway? I’ve read through all the  pseudo-scholarly crap of high fantasy and low fantasy and ridiculous sub genres of sub genres etc. ad nauseum, but frankly I don’t think that way and don’t agree with most of it anyway and besides, I had my own system.

It turns out I don’t — not really.

So given that I was finding it so hard to decide based on genre, literary value, etc., I therefore focussed on the most read, most remembered and most influential fantasy books that I have read. I am generally a read and move-on kinda guy, so I figure that if I either a) remember it in detail, b) have read it many, many times, or c) remember the title and author as making me want to read more, then they must have been among the best. Sound right?

I was loathe to unpack my books from their boxes for this little exercise (yes, they are still packed. No, I haven’t finished the shelving yet. I know… I know…), so I did this from memory and using my Google-fu. So I might have missed a few. If (or when) I get around to trying this with SF, I will have to unpack them. My memory just ain’t that good.

One last note. I am not a real avid reader of fantasy. While I have read a lot of it over the years, I think it gets a bit too precious sometimes and I generally want something original or uniquely interesting before I will pick up a new title or author. Or, as you will see, assassins. I like assassins.

My ‘Best’ 25

Jhereg Steven Brust  (1983) Vlad Taltos Series
This was the first Brust I read. I have read  all in the series multiple times and I love the character, love the world and love the writing. And I love all of his other stuff. And he’s a socialist so Leslie likes him too — hard core marxist… really. And really, what could be cooler than an assassin with his own ‘mini-dragon’ (sorry Loish).

Assassin’s Apprentice Robin Hobb (1995) The Farseer Trilogy
Again, the first Robin Hobb book I read and I have followed along as she has built out her world in many different series. A rich place with lots of room to explore and one of the better orphan-makes-good tales. And I have to say, I have a real soft spot for Assassins with a conscience.

The Shadow of the Torturer Gene Wolfe (1980) Book of the New Sun (4 books)
Weird, wonderful and awesome in the real sense of making me full of awe. I read these many years ago as a young man and while I have not reread them all that many times —in fact don’t even own them — they stand as an example of all fantasy can aspire too. And no, a torturer isn’t the same thing as an assassin, but still…

The Warlock in Spite of Himself Christopher Stasheff (1969)
I wasn’t prepared to accept this as fantasy, but a lot of online lists did so I thought I would put it in as one of my first split genre experiences. Magic and science: they are a lot alike aren’t they?

Her Majesty’s Wizard Christopher Stasheff (1986)
Mr. Stasheff is the only author on my list twice. Not because he is a particular favourite, although I read quite a lot of his stuff, but because he checks off two of my favourite themes. The Warlock in Spite of Himself covers the intersection of magic and technology and Her Majesty’s Wizard covers the blend christianity and fantasy. A good tale, and my first real introduction to the explicit mixing up of a dose of Catholic guilt, devils and classic fantasy.

The Lord Of The Rings J.R.R. Tolkien (1954)
Really? You want to know more? How about this: the movies suck. Just read the damn books already and discover the joy of Tom Bombadil. And don’t think of the movies while you do.

Thomas Covenant the Unbeliever Series Stephen R. Donaldson (1977)
Apparently this series is on quite a few people’s most hated list. My first real anti-hero, Thomas Covenant was someone you spent the entire series wanting to dive into the book after, grab by the ears and boot him in the ass until he smartened up. Every time you thought he might, he managed to sink back into his stupid depression again. Would probably have been a different read if Wikipedia had been around to do some research on leprosy, but the picture of society’s  rejection that Donaldson paints is pretty horrific.

Apprentice Adept Series  Piers Anthony (1980)
There were 7 books in this series but frankly only first 3 were that good. This definitely falls into the ‘not such good individual books’ category, but I enjoyed the introduction to the world crossover genre and they inspired me into a real Anthony kick for quite a few years before I tired of him.

The Dragon and the George Gordon R. Dickson (1976) Dragon Knight series
I didn’t know this was a series; just found out today. Gordon R. Dickson was a hard military Sci-Fi writer to me (the Dorsai books) and he was probably the first writer I ever read to hop genres like that. I still love this book for its characters and playful interactions, but I am unsure if I will go back and ruin that pleasant memory by reading the rest of the series; it might just not be as good as I remember.

The Belgariad David Eddings (1982) Series of 5
Another series on some people ‘worst ever’ list. I read it in late high school around the time we were discovering D & D and the like. Likely my first epic fantasy series and I fuzzily remember Mitch and I naming our PCs after  the books’ characters. I think. Or something. But it made a long-lasting impression anyway.

Another Fine Myth Robert Asprin  (1978) Myth Adventures series
Comedy and fantasy, who’d a thunk? I think Asprin invented the genre; he certainly did for me. There was another series I read about the same time by Craig Shaw Gardener, but that is dated 1987. Fun stuff and I was really sad when Robert Asprin died. And even sadder when I learned all about his tax troubles. The bloody state should just keep its nose out of my favourite author’s businesses: it screws with the output.

Sheepfarmer’s Daughter Elizabeth Moon (1988) Deeds of Paksenarrion
The blurb on this compares it to Lord of the Rings. Pah. A bit of fluff says I in my most offended tone. Yet as I read through the first book I was hooked and have gobbled up the whole multi-series collection of Paks books. It just grows on you. seriously. I just think the blurb writer was on bad drugs is all.

Liavek edited by Emma Bull and Will Shetterly (1985)
Not my first Shared World anthology (I had dabbled in Asprin’s Thieves’ World earlier) but it showed me what the new genre(?) was capable of. Actually this is probably a tie with Cherryh’s Merovingen Nights in the Shared World category, but I really preferred Cherryh’s stand alone introductory novel Angel With the Sword (1985) over the later anthologies, so Liavek wins.

Lord Valentine’s Castle  Robert Silverberg (1980) ‘The Majipoor Cycle’ (3 books)
What a world. SF? Fantasy? Who the hell cares! An epic journey, a loveable character, a seemingly simple device like juggling and a broad sweeping new world combine to make these some of my favourite books. And another great SF writer struts his stuff in the fantasy genre.

The Once and Future King T.H. White (1958)
Actually a series of 4 books, I encountered the omnibus long before I saw Disney’s Sword in the Stone. This was my first initiation into Arthurian fantasy and still one of the best of the genre in my opinion. It was also a catalyst to learning and reading much, much more about the  mysterious King Arthur. At the end of the day though, I still tend to think of T.H. White as the original Arthurian source and all others as deviations.

The Book of Swords’ Trilogy Fred Saberhagen (1983)
I have a love/hate relationship with this trilogy. Saberhagen obviously knew more than me about the trap of trying to sustain a 12 book story and so didn’t bother. The gods forged 12 powerful swords and the series starts out like it will trace the interwoven history of each sword, one per book. Then he wraps the story up in three books. Sure, sure he adds another series (Books of Lost Swords) to highlight 8 other swords’ tales, but still.  Not what I wanted. But he didn’t ask me and I still love the original three.

Kushiel’s Dart Jacqueline Carey (2001) Kushiel’s Legacy Trilogy
I read this book  based on a recommendation by Steven Brust on his blog. The post isn’t there any more, but it went something like this: “I don’t often recommend books but this one’s premise is super cool.” I’m pretty sure it sounded much more Steven Brust-y though. Since I don’t often take recommendations but like a super cool premise, I thought it was a good fit. It was. A book that builds on generations of fantasy tropes and worlds, it builds something new, exciting and oh so interesting to read.

A Companion to Wolves Elizabeth Bear with Sarah Monette (2007) The Iskryne series (3 books)
I just discovered the existence of the 3rd book, although the pub date of 2013 seems to be in error, because I can’t find the book for sale anywhere. A lot of the reviews of the second book were along the lines of ‘disappointing’ and ‘placeholder’ and I can’t disagree. But this was less because the sequel was bad than because the first was tremendous. Mind-blowingly original, full of adventure and excitement but at the core, a look at relationships, fear and acceptance. Read A Companion to Wolves. All of you.

Imager Portfolio L E Modesitt Jr (2009) 3 book series with 5 more featuring new characters
Another really cool, cool premise that makes a great read. This one reminds me very much of David Brin’s Practice Effect, which, come to think of it, should be on this list. One of my favourite things about SF and Fantasy is the practice of taking a unique or fantastical idea and then running with it wherever it may take you. Oh and wrapping it in a good tale at the same time. Both Brin and Modesitt do that extremely well.

The Hundred Thousand Kingdoms N. K. Jemisin (2010) First in a series of 3
Jemesin is one of my latest pleasant discoveries. Again I read this based on a recommendation and since I really like the super-cool cover and the word shape of the author’s name I read it. What? You have a better system for choosing titles to read? I am a visual guy, so give me break. Great first novel. Great novel period, and it is going to hold high place in my reread pile as the years pass (the count’s at 2 so far).

Assassin of Gor John Norman  (1970) #5 of the Gor series
Don’t read this one. Seriously. I can’t think of a single (current) friend or potential reader of this blog that could find any redeeming value in this trite, misogynistic and philosophically brutal series of books. But it was formative and I read the first 10 or so novels in the series before I finally gave up. I owned #5 in my poor days so it was on my reread pile for a long, long time.

Watership Down Richard Adams (1972)
These next three are additions that I hadn’t originally contemplated. It was what got me starting to question my definitions of fantasy, because none of the  three are/were really on my list of what I would shelve as fantasy novels. I was given the tale of  Fiver and Hazel in one of those books sets along with Shardik and Plague Dogs. I never read those other two (the danger of giving Bruce books he didn’t ask for), but for some reason Watership Down made it to my read pile—I actually think it was because I was expecting some sort of 20,000 Leagues thing, you know, a water ship. One of my first non-North American English books, I admit to being very confused with the language at times. I never really did get what a down was until years afterwards. Still, to this day I hold the tale very dear to my heart and would recommend it to anyone, anytime.

Tarzan of the Apes Edgar Rice Burroughs (1914)
Any questions? 1914 people… 1914… and Tarzan. Ahhh-eyahhhhh!

The Screwtape Letters C S Lewis (1942)
I read this  because it was lent to me by a dear friend and teacher who happened to be a fairly devout Christian. I don’t remember if it was a result of a discussion we had been having or if he was trying to get me to see the error of my agnostic ways or if he just thought it was well worth the read. Well it was. A brilliant idea and a clever and absorbing look at Christianity’s tenants and the nature of humankind.

The Curse of Chalion Lois McMaster Bujold (2001)
And lastly my favourite. Best Ever. It doesn’t make many other people’s top list, it was nominated for, but never won, a Hugo and a Locus and the general online buzz is that Paladin of Souls, the semi-sequel follow up, was the better book (It got the awards which I think was nothing more than guilt on the judges part at having missed Curse). But I think that’s all idiotic, asinine, misguided and fallacious bullshit. The Curse of Chalion is only slightly older than a decade and it tops my all-time reread stats. I have both a much-bedraggled paperback copy and an epub version and both have been read and reread and reread again.

I love the beginning. I adore the end, and I am astonished every time by the development in between. I have to say, that of all the heroes and protagonists I have encountered over the years of reading all the schlock I can get my hands on, Caz is hands down my favourite. And I hope Lois never writes a sequel for Caz, because frankly he’s tired. And he’s earned a quiet peaceful life. So leave him alone… do you hear me!

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And so now, after this exercise in opinion, I find I can forgive my mysterious friend Dominick his choices and wish him well for another 20 happy years of fantasy reading. Best, it turns out, is such a slippery thing to define — even for one as opinionated as me. I found a few new books I think I will look into and learned a few things about some much-loved titles. And for the next 20 years, I  will be here, plowing through my Space Operas and laser pistol schlock, waiting for the next great fantasy title to wink in my direction. And I will relish it when it comes.

Action: Screen Test

Some ideas we were playing with to sharpen up/learn some skills. It’s pretty rough stuff, mostly just proof of concept, but it got the idea across. We didn’t get much done in time for this past Xmas, but watch out for next year!

The video was shot with an iPhone 5 and composed in Adobe Premiere. The stills were shot with a Nikon D200, roughly edited in Adobe Bridge and put together in Premiere.

Click to play…

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All New & Super Speedy

Ok. As of noon, I seem to be on the new host (Stablehost.com) and everything seems to running as well as can be expected.

I don’t have my actual files uploaded yet as the ftp and webdisk seem to be super slow at uploads. I will work on it. All this means is for now there are no images that I haven’t uploaded by hand.

Let me know if things seem speedier to you’all… Or not.

Process

  • I downloaded (via ftp) the entire contents of my wp-content folder to my desktop from GoDaddy’s server.
  • I exported the mysql database via phpMyadmin, also to my desktop.
  •  I did a clean install of WordPress on Stablehost.
  • I attempted to import the mysql backup on Stablehost via phpmyadmin but it kept kicking up xxx table already exists errors. eventually I deleted all the tables from the new database and tried again. THis time it imported the tables and data with no problem.
  • I headed over to GoDaddy and  pointed the macblaze.ca domain to Stablehost’s nameservers and about 20 –30 minutes later the redirect took affect and I was now going tot eh new server.

The issue at this point was that while I was being directed to the new server (tested by uploading a new index.html page), it wasn’t picking up the default wordpress pages and nothing was being displayed. I screwed around for about 2 hours and then suddenly it started working. I am not sure if I fixed it or there was just some cache that needed to be flushed or what.

  • To get it up and running I uploaded my theme to the host and then we were cooking with bacon.
  • Next up, I need to figure out how to get nearly 1 gig of old files uploaded  because the 40 meg I have tried so far has taken almost 2 hours. (Turns out you need to use the file manager in cpanel. Bulk upload zipped files and extract them once they are uploaded. Speedy-speedy.)
  • I also need to  redirect my macblaze.ca email and we should be good to go. (Done like dinner)

Blogs & Such, Act I

If you’ve searched through the back entries in this blog, you will know it started out as an attempt to learn a bit more about blogging software and hosting a blog. I had originally set up a  Blogger site called moreblaze.blogspot.ca— which Leslie still uses. Blaze was an initialism of Bruce, Leslie And Zak’s Electronic blog and became a staple in my online nomenclature. My first entry was at 4:21 on November 29th, 2002. I (we) continued dabbling on Blogspot until September 2005, when I decided I had enough.

The idea of some external agency hosting — and controlling — my personal files and intellectual property bugged me (and still does); there is too much about online copyright that is fuzzy to make that situation overly comfortable. I would much rather be in control of the servers and the actual files than to trust some unknown agency to back them up and keep them private. There was also the issue of compatibility; I had already lost years of diary entries when I lost my old Apple IIc. I still have the floppies, but no way to access them. Was I going to trust some IT company to still be there year after year?

And this was before Google bought Blogger and there was a lot of less investment in the finer details. When it comes to software, I am a bit of a control freak and I didn’t exactly like the way Blogspot managed the interface or my ability to modify the blog itself: I’m just not much of a standard template guy.

Anyway in August 2005, I started toying with the idea of hosting my own blog. I had an old Ruby iMac with a copy of OS X Server 10.3 that I used as a testing server and it seemed natural to start using it to host my own stuff. After some research I settled on Blojsom, a java based blog platform that used flat text files as a storage method: that seemed safe enough. It also seemed pretty easy and foolproof. On September 1, 2005 I posted my first entry; ironically about the difficulties I was having getting Blojsom to work properly.

Note: the more curious of you will remark that there are in fact entries older than Sept 1, 2005. When I got around to adding a bunch of old poetry, I decided to back date the entries to the date that I originally wrote them.

Around about the same time I had been playing around with MySQL, an open source relational database. It’s not something I have ever gotten extremely comfortable with, but at least I know the basics, or at least, enough to f*ck it up when I get too cocky. (An occurrence that Anthony, my old Hole’s IT contractor, would say was all too often.) Along about the end of September I had been getting frustrated with Blojsom and tried out WordPress for the first time. My main issue with it was that it seemed to limit me to one blog per installation and that wasn’t going to work for what I had in mind. Still WordPress was based on a MySQL back end and I was getting to be an expert at that wasn’t I? But then I would lose my safe flat files wouldnt’t I?

Almost exactly a month later I finally gave up on Blojsom, installed WordPress on the Ruby iMac, retrieved the blog entries from the old Blojsom blog and moved on. I had solved the multiple blog issue (thanks, Google) and managed to set up a nice blog for Zak to play with. Which he did for about as long as a teenager does anything, then promptly ignored it. WordPress at this point was in version 1.5 or 1.6. Version 2.0 with an awesome backend UI came out in December of that year, and I have never regretted moving.

And so November 12, 2005 found my first entry under the category of Random Picture of the Day and the start of more and more non-computer related blog posts.

But I digress… The next big event was the big Ruby crash of ’05. The Ruby bit the big one, and I was faced with trying to retrieve all my files and data. I got a new iMac (flatscreen) and retrieved the (thankfully) healthy harddrive from Ruby, installed a fresh installation of WordPress and was up and running again pretty damn quickly. But was at a bit of a loss on how to retrieve the blog entries, as they all resided in a MySQL database on an external drive. MySQL, as you may or may not know, has (or had at that point) no UI and it was all controlled by terminal commands that were at least 50% gobbledy-gook to me. Suffice it to say that in the end, with my old pal Google, I figured it out and we were cooking with gas once more.

Somewhere around this point I looked into domain names. After all, no one was going to visit my blog if they had to type in http://24.68.54.xxx to go to my blog. I settled on a free service called NoIP. I had to renew my membership by following a link every couple of months, but other than that it was free. Basically I entered the (semi) static IP (the weird number above) of my cable modem at home on their website and reserved macblaze.hopto.org as my personal domain. I then set up a route on my firewall at home directing traffic to port 80 (the www port) to be directed to my iMac. So now all calls for that domain name were then forwarded to my home computer’s WordPress installation and they got my blog. Cool!

Somewhere in there I also designed/modified my own theme (I did mention the control issues, didn’t I?). After I got it the way I liked it it remained relatively stable until a couple of months ago when I finally designed a theme from the ground up and made it more flexible. Look for more changes in the future.

I continued on merrily for a bunch of years after that. The only significant changes were a new mac mini for my personal use in March of 2009 (the old iMac became solely a blog server), the introduction of mobile blogging and the rise of blogging apps. When the iMac blew up in November of 2009 I had to do the whole song and dance of moving the MYSQL databases again, this time to the Mini, but it all worked out fine.

In January 2010, two things happened. I finally got my own domain (the current macblaze.ca) and I finally moved my WordPress installation to external hosting at GoDaddy. The domain was about $12/year and the hosting worked out to $60 a year or so. The main impetus for this was I was going to set up a site for my brother (beakerwood.ca), and if I was going to do for him, why not move mine as well. It all could be loaded on the same installation so I wasn’t paying any extra and hopefully would see some speed gains from their professional servers.

A word on privacy and control. While I am now using an external host and theoretically this does give GoDaddy access to my files, it is not the same thing as using a blog service and trusting them with your backend. The TOS (Terms of Service) are entirely different and my database is controlled by my passwords, not theirs. A quibble that is meaningless in this age of hackers and computer nerds but still, I don’t like the idea of anyone else controlling my intellectual property. I make regular back ups of the DB and the content on my own machines and am pretty disaster-proof.

At this time I also got access to GoDaddy’s email service so I could set up my own info (@) macblaze.ca email address for fun. (Incidentally this brought me up to 10 email addresses, only 4 of which I actively use). It lacked IMAP, which was annoying as I was pretty connected by this time (iPhone, iPad, 3 computers) and having to check the same mail on all my devices was annoying, so I didn’t use it for much; still don’t.

That’s pretty much it. I am learning more CSS and a bit of php to try and modify the blog as it suits me, but WordPress’s healthy development community generally supplies me with all the plugins I could want. Last year I started to make more of an an effort to post everyday and as of today the blog has been running for 8 years and 4 months with 1,192 posts.

So why all this long-winded and overly verbose history of my blog? Well I am getting pissed with GoDaddy. It’s slow, it keeps timing out, and frankly it’s time to break something again. So this month I am going to move to a new host. I have my eye on an account at StableHost. It’s only 4 bucks (maybe 6 if I upgrade) a month and gives me my IMAP email and is pretty highly regarded on the forums and such.

So…. there might be a wee interruption at some point. I have no idea how long the process of moving everything will take. Redirecting the domain can cause an up to 24-hour gap (although I’ve seen it happen in less than an hour) and moving the data and files might take a bit longer.

At some point I might continue my thoughts about blogs and intellectual property. I have a lot of them and they are mostly confused and illogical so you might enjoy the experience. 😉