6:10

Wow. Is that strike four? I am starting to wonder whether just reverting to beaver–bunny relations might be the easier route. I mean, I can keep the overlord of time stuff but just go back to a traditional(-ish) narrative. With the gore of course. Definitely need more gore …

The gravely wounded sub-lieutenant lay sprawled in a pool of his own rapidly cooling blood and tried to hold in the pulsating tendrils of his intestines while his rapidly dimming eyes followed the gore-soaked figure of his lord and master about the room.
“My …. my lord …,” he croaked.  “I have failed you …”

“Yes, you fool. You have failed me. But I will take solace in the fact it is the last time.”

The blackened blade of the grimly edged sword raised high in the air, and the entrails and blood-soaked fragments of his foes slid off the slick blade and fell to the floor. Then with an almost invisible twitch of the powerful wrists, the blade severed the poor minion’s head from what remained of his shoulders.

The obscene, gore-ecrusted figure turned away and strode onto the battlefield once more.

“Fight, you bastards. Fight! Or I’ll see you all in hell!”