Cats in our lives
Ghlaghghee, 2003 – 2015
Ghlaghghee died in January of this year. I had stopped following John Scalzi’s blog Whatever closely some time ago so I missed the entry. For some reason or another it was mentioned on twitter the other day and I finally read it. It’s a wonderful thing to have a person whose profession is words to describe something. I wished I could have conjured half the emotion revealed half the truths Mr. Scalzi does when Samantha died last fall. The bond with a cat is often so subtle that it is impossible to describe and though it leaves a disproportionate scar when it’s finally sundered, you rarely give much thought what that bond actually is.
John’s entry does this well and it speaks, for the most part, for me as well. Thank-you John.
Remembering is a source of joy
One of the things we too often discount in this ‘modern’ age is that by remembering and retelling stories we keep things alive in our hearts and heal our spirits. The disconnected glee that John had at my, among others, expense as I would try to pronounce Ghlaghghee’s name now, in turn, makes me smile. For those who are disinclined to read the blog post, apparently John’s 4-year-old daughter wanted to name the new kitten Fluffy despite an official ban on such ‘cutesey’ names. The daughter won; but John, taking a page from Bernard-Shaw’s book, decided to spell Fluffy with assorted g’s and h’s to the eternal consternation of all readers and speakers. (Gh=f) (l=l) (agh=u) (gh=f) (ee=y)
Apparently Ghlaghghee was also the first internet ‘bacon-cat’ and his fame even exceeded the best-selling author’s for a period.

Samantha was never so famous. Named simply Samantha by our then 5-year-old after a classmate, she eventually became formally know as Samantha T(he) Cat. But she did perfect the ‘clamber-up-the-bathrobe-in-the-morning’ and modeled for several books and magazines—although rarely when she was actually supposed to be modeling.
Anyway, it’s good to remember and it’s good to smile and I hope when my time comes everyone pauses to laugh at me, laugh with me or simply just laugh.
Secret doors!
I want! I want!
I have always wanted a secret passageway. And every time we have done any renovations at all I have contemplated putting in a revolving book case. I still have it in mind for our current basement. Some of these ideas are just sweet!
Find even more images here: http://bookriot.com/2012/11/02/10-kick-ass-secret-passage-bookshelves/
Yacht Brokers
There’s a lot of smack online about yacht brokers. I suppose it’s like any sales profession: there are good ones and bad ones. Personally I have rarely been afraid to walk away from a bad vibe; my borderline misanthropy and innate distrust of other people’s imperatives generally makes staying in a bad relationship worse than the fear or embarrassment associated with walking away. On the other side of the coin there are a lot of good people out there and a lot of them are in the field of facilitating other people’s dreams. Leslie and I have had some good luck along the way, and the trend seems to have continued with our venture into the world of yacht brokers.
Leslie and I met a lot of brokers the last two trips out to the Vancouver Boat Show. My favourite was a fellow who worked for Fraser Yacht Sales. Actually I recall him saying he didn’t work for Fraser but like helping out at the shows which is probably why he stuck out as my favourite; he had no horse in the race. I don’t think he remembered us from year to year, but we remembered him. The only thing I don’t remember was his name. My second favourite was a fellow we met only this year. He (Julian Clark) had relatively recently started working for Specialty Yacht Sales after he had left his boat (a Beneteau) in the Grenadines to come back and be with family. Talking with him was informative, fun and encouraging. He left us with a sincere offer to talk sailing regardless of whether or not we actually wanted to buy a boat. Also this year, when we visited the floating show with Dave, he introduced us to Len Baronit, one of the partners in Yacht Sales West. They sold Dave his Tartan and are also the Catalina dealers; it was a chance to talk about boat styles and the difference between North American sensibilities and European designs and even the economics of brokering boats. Very enjoyable, although it turns out Len doesn’t do much in the brokering field anymore. It also turns out I favour North American designs.
While one or two did give off that high-pressure sales vibe, there are some nice brokers out there and they genuinely seem to want to open up the world of boating to anyone curious enough to ask. Which brings us to the fellow we eventually found ourselves dealing with.
Oddly enough if I was to have picked a broker from just the advertisements and print materials that abound in boating magazines, I would’ve made some completely different choices. It is odd because of my profession. It’s just that slick and professional often leaves a different impression when people are trying to separate you with large sums. I’ve generally tried to stick with the (relatively) smaller mom & pop business, even when we built our first house. I look for a company with a good solid brand identity, but without too much ostentation and hint of personality or individuality. But if you’ve read the lead up to hear you will remember I didn’t exactly pick the broker we worked with to buy our boat. So my impressions or criticism of their marketing materials really never factored into it.
So who was it? Since the ink is dry and the deal is done I am now less reluctant to name names—I’m not sure why I was reluctant in the first place but I was…maybe it was a jinxing kinda thing…. In fact I suppose I really should be singing some praises right about now. Throughout this weird and complex process, Lawrence Fronczek, owner of Specialty Yachts has been everything I could have wanted as a business partner. While his primary responsibility was to the seller, there was never a moment I felt he wasn’t on the lookout for both parties and trying his best to make sure everything was fair and equitable. I suppose it helps that ‘driving a hard bargain’ isn’t my thing and that the owner and I had already gotten on good terms before Lawrence was added to the mix, but I doubt it changed much about the way he did his business.
If you judge them by their brand and their presence in the market place, Specialty Yachts is one of the bigger players and with that comes, I suppose, a bigger commitment to the health of the industry. Well it showed through. But the service was also personal and pleasant. And I suppose its possible I will be swearing a blue streak this time a year from now about some detail or another but I know Lawrence will still be in his office on Granville Island and I am pretty sure I can out-run him so we’ve got that covered…but really I don’t forsee it happening. His advice has been solid, the explanations pretty thorough and the ‘high pressure sales tactics’ have been limited to the occasional “Well if it were my boat I certainly would…”. And my judgement on his judgement of me is pretty positive. I like someone who reads his clients well, it makes for a much more comfortable experience.
So ya, all in all, I am pretty happy with the experience. And I would definitely recommend the use of a broker if buying a boat and recommend Lawrence in particular. Now I just want the work to be done so I can actually go sailing…

Besides, their office is in a cool blue building.
—Captain? #Posts, #Purchasing
My cellphone sees…
Crossposting and Crontab
About 15 minutes after I wrote the below post my dissatisfaction with that plugin and Jetpack’s Publicize (which posts to social media like Facebook and Twitter) sent me looking for an all-in-one solution. The most popular plugin seemed to be SNAP (Social Networks Auto Poster), so I gave it a try. It does require you to create an app in both Facebook’s and Twitter’s developer pages but the step-by-step instructions were detailed and flawless.
As a result I now am using the plugin on neverforever.ca and it auto-posts all new content to all three (and more if I want) sites.
Slick-er
I have been neglecting this blog after a great start to the year… sigh. It was mostly a conflation of an issue of the magazine, buying a boat and then setting up another blog for the boat. I have read a lot of boat blogs leading up to our decision and thought I would document our ‘journey’ for the edification of others.
Anyway one of the things I wanted to set up to help alleviate the problem was a way to post to both blogs at once. When we get going it is unlikely I will have the time or bandwidth to maintain both blogs. My initial attempt is using a plugin called feedwordpress. What it does is allow this blog (macblaze.ca) to monitor the RSS feed from neverforever.ca and then, when a new post appears, syndicate (repost) it here.
It’s not the simplest interface I have come across and so far the bells and whistles don’t seem to functioning as advertised but the basic premise is ok. The big issue was I couldn’t get it to do it automatically without digging through the wiki. It seems I needed to set up a cronjob on my web server. Now I am pretty lucky and my server has a great interface. I just went to the crontab button and added the command:
*/10 * * * * /usr/bin/curl --silent http://macblaze.ca/?update_feedwordpress=1And then I added a test post and voila! What this does is tells the server to go to the url “macblaze.ca/?update_feedwordpress=1” every 10 minutes. By doing that the plugin does an update on the RSS feed and then posts anything new.
Slick.
The issues comes with the options to control the post categories and post authors. To date I haven’t been able to make those options work. But I’ll keep trying. And I will have to remember to remove the cron job if I dump this particular plugin.
Social Networks Auto Post
Meanwhile on my other blog…
What’s in a name…
When one buys a boat there are only two choices. You either keep the name of the boat or you change it.
The legality
In Canada if you choose not to Register your boat then the name is actually meaningless; your boat is simply known by its license number which must be displayed on the bow. But registering costs hundreds of dollars, entails many months of effort and involves things like tonnage surveys. Licensing on the other hand is free. But the name is irrelevant.
What’s in a name…
When one buys a boat there are only two choices. You either keep the name of the boat or you change it.
The legality
In Canada if you choose not to Register your boat then the name is actually meaningless; your boat is simply known by its license number which must be displayed on the bow. But registering costs hundreds of dollars, entails many months of effort and involves things like tonnage surveys. Licensing on the other hand is free. But the name is irrelevant.
Registering means that you actually have a title (and the paperwork to prove it) to the boat in her name (which is a good thing when travelling abroad) as well as the right to fly a Canadian flag and that you have to list home port on the boat itself. As far as I can tell many licensed boats do all this as well but they are not kosher. I don’t know if they are actually illegal though.
But for now we will just be licensing our new boat. And we are pretty sure we will rename her anyway. We named the dinghy Laughing Baby before we even knew we were actually going to get the boat. This was a name we (Leslie) had been toying with for quite a while but eventually decided it wasn’t “big” enough for a full grown sailboat. So I did up a graphic for this website and, as soon as possible, we will make up some vinyl and christen the tender with her new name and artwork.
But that leaves the current Rainbow Hunter. We have been toying with a few names and have — intellectually — settled on Never for Ever. But I am ever the visual person and I can’t seem to find a good visual brand for that name so I am hesitating. But I guess we’ll see…
The Name
Never for Ever is the name of Kate Bush’s 3rd album, released in 1980. I was first exposed to it in ’81 while attending MacEwan. It was one of several albums we had on our mobile stereo that went from class to class with us (Hey, we were Theatre Production students—it was part of our training 🙂 ). Three of those albums subsequently became all time favourites of mine. Pink Floyd’s Dark Side of the Moon, Frank Zappa’s Joe’s Garage and Kate Bush’s Never for Ever; talk about an eclectic mix.
Many years later when I met Leslie we had an instant connection with two pieces of music: the soundtrack to Jesus Christ Superstar (although I preferred the London cast and she was [sigh] a movie soundtrack fan) and Kate Bush’s Never for Ever. While Leslie and I are not the most religious people in the world I think we both agree that naming a boat Jesus Christ Superstar might be a tad impious and so, whilst thinking it all over a few weeks ago, it occurred to me that Never for Ever might be a good—and common— choice for us. According to Bush, the title alluded to conflicting emotions, good and bad, which pass, as she stated: “we must tell our hearts that it is ‘never for ever,’ and be happy that it’s like that.” Given the (currently) finite duration of our planned trip and the fact that Leslie and I have just come off of many years of high-stress, losing battles, it really seemed an appropriate name. Besides you have to live life in now. So I pitched it and it was tentatively accepted.

Probably not the best logo for a boat 🙂
Naming Boats
Apparently there is a protocol and ceremony to naming (and renaming) boats. Poseidon (Neptune) and Aeolus must be appeased so as not to offend or lose their protection or, worst of all, bring bad luck to the boat. First the boat must be stripped of all traces of its old name and a Denaming ceremony performed. According to legend, each and every vessel is recorded by name in the Ledger of the Deep and is known personally to Poseidon (or Neptune), the god of the sea. It is logical therefore, if we wish to change the name of our boat, the first thing we must do is to purge its name from the Ledger of the Deep and from Poseidon’s memory.
Then —in many variations (Google it, it’s great stuff)— there is a coin or tag with the old name inscribed on it that must be cast into the deep and of course the libation(s) offered to the gods.
After that is all done another ceremony — the Christening — must be performed before bring anything with the new name aboard. This can be done immediately or after a few days to make sure the old spirits and ghosts have had time to move on.
New Art
I am still working on the art for the boat. I like the idea of a nautical hourglass but I am not having much luck simplifying one enough that it will work in vinyl. I am also toying with using a swan (as illustrated on the album cover)—swans are cool. Eventually I will get it though and it will show up here.
I think we will stick with the Laughing Baby concept as a framing device for this site though. Laughing babies really are the best.
Who much? So far…
Well from the day I contacted the previous owner to the day we actually owned the boat there were – obviously – a bunch of costs, some expected, some a bit unexpected, but nothing too onerous.
| Broker (10% cost to the seller) | $0 |
| Flights to Vancouver | $544.16 |
| Mechanical Inspection | $683.05 |
| Oil Samples (engine and transmission) | $115.90 |
| Boat Lift & Hold | $309.75 |
| Survey | $1126.65 |
| Rigging Inspection | $0 (broker supplied) |
| Insurance | $917 |
| Wire transfer fee | $80 |
| New boat lettering (license number) | $80 |
I anticipate that beginning immediately, I now owe moorage at Granville Island and we still have to facilitate the actual transfer of the boat which involves us flying out again, a hired skipper and moving her to her new moorage. (All costs shown are approximate.)
| Remainder of mechanical issues | $1500 |
| Granville Island moorage | $500 |
| Flights to Vancouver | $1000 |
| Hired Skipper | $400 |
| First month’s moorage | $456 |
| New boat graphics | $200 |
I will update these as the numbers change.










