Going Pro

Well, well, well…

After 3+ years of volunteer work for Standard ebooks, I will very soon be able to call myself a professional ebook developer. (I know, I know, I have actually been paid before but this is somehow different.) I got my first project today and should be able to bill for it early next week. With any luck it will turn into a regular thing.

Details to follow.

So chuffed.

Instagram Since Last Time

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A beautiful way to start the day! #sundogs #rainbow -#yeg #yegweather
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Sometimes you hit one of those design challenges and work just stalls.
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My father died when I was quite young and I don’t have a lot of mementos. I’d forgotten inside one of his old steins was this particular souvenir of Europe ?
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I’ve decided to try my hand at book reviews because, well, free books First up: Elizabeth Bear’s The Origin of Stormsmacblaze.ca/books
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The box that keeps getting moved from place to place but never used and never discarded. 🙂 #viynl #45s

Sunday Poem Day on Monday

The cat sits

The cat sits in front of my screen
A box of pens is in front of my screen
The cat sits beside the box
A pair of glasses and a book is beside my box of pens in front of my screen
The cat sits on the other side of the box
A collection of bottles and pencil sharpeners is on the other side of the box of pens in front of my screen
The cat sides behind the box
A notebook and some headphones are behind the box of pens in front of my screen

My desk is full
The cat sits on on my keyboard

The cat wins.

Saturday Stupid Human Tricks on Sunday

Next in my ongoing series

I’ve tried to stay out of it but this convoy thing brought out some truly stupid human escapades. The best of which, IMHO, was the total lack of understanding we Canadians seem to have of how our government works.


https://factnest.com/activism/file-a-vote-of-no-confidence-against-justin-trudeau/

And this wasn’t the only site. The misinformation/misunderstanding/outright falsehood (depending on your own point-of-view) had spread far and wide and was being distributed freely amongst the protestors and supporters. Apparently this stupidity was so widespread that the GG had to issue a statement explaining that she (or her office as representative of the Queen) cannot dissolve governments willy-nilly.

https://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/governor-general-no-confidence-1.6360883

I don’t care what you politics are, but come on…at least familiarize yourself with the thing you are protesting against. Sheesh.

A little bit more on the subject of what the parliamentary system is actually about: https://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/charter-gg-disinformation-civic-awareness-1.6365223

NetGalley Follies

So I signed up for NetGalley after doing two reviews using L’s account. I didn’t have to much in the way of hope at first since I didn’t really have a record of reviewing but I thought…what the hell.

I got my first acceptance from MacMillan/Tor: The Origin of Storms by Elizabeth Bear— which was unfortunately a book I already had done a review for. Not wanting to shoot myself in the foot by submitting the same review twice I did another one. Read it here.

Then I got another book, and another (look for new reviews soon). Which brings me to this post.

PDF Galleys

One of the books I was given was Guy Gavriel Kay’s upcoming new book All the Seas of the World published by Penguin Random House Canada. Unfortunately it was a drm’ed pdf. “Unfortunately” because not only did I not want to read a pdf, and not only did I not want to authorize my ereader for drm, it turned out it was the pdf of the hardcover pages which meant it was meant to be read at 6 x 9 and the type was super tiny on all of my devices — and I actually couldn’t read it without glasses which was a non-starter for me.

But I didn’t want to fail on one of my first acceptances—I am not sure how harshly the publishers judge these things. I tried a bunch of different things including trying to convert it to an epub but the drm stymied me. For some reason the de-drm scripts I was using just wouldn’t work on this pdf file even though the documentation implied that it would.

Getting creative

I put it aside. Then I came back to it, tried a bunch of different software to try and embiggen the type and again failed miserably. At this point I was starting to feel threatened by the “machine” and my stubborn kicked in.

A google search found reference to Adobe changing their DRM in relation to pdfs between ADE 2 and 3 (Adobe Digital Editions) with no recourse except to downgrade. I was running ADE 4.1 by this time so I decided to install an old version of ADE (care of the handy Internet Archive link) on my old Mac Mini 2011. This along with an old Version of Calibre and older De-drm script resulted in a functioning, albeit slow, install that finally was able to strip the drm from the pdf.

A bad, bad epub

Next step: Calibre’s handy convert to epub feature gave me a functioning, yet butt-ugly epub.

So I used eCanCrusher to unpack the epub and started to make a new one. Using Standard ebooks tool suite I made a new container and started to copy the text into the new publication, cleaning it up as I went.

The text was pretty messy since the epub convertor can’t differentiate styles, chapter breaks etc. But I’ve been doing this sort of clean up a lot so it took less than an hour to go from pdf to 90% clean ebook. The last 10% will take a close proofread which is what I wanted it for in the first place. Ta-da…take that technology!

Who owns what?

Now I had been making the assumption that as Galleys these books were essentially electronic ARCs (Advanced Reader Copies) which are what publisher’s produce in advance of the publication date to give out to reviewers. It is understood that you aren’t to sell or give away these copies but they make a neat addition to you library…I have a bunch of paper ones from past projects.

But I noticed in ADE that, like a traditional library loan, these books had status dates on them. Does that mean my review copy expires? Boo…Hiss!

I guess I will have to wait the 53 days in order to find out, but if so this is just another way that I think the whole ebook publishing market is one big scam. What’s even more ironic is that the Gladstone book (up next after Kay) is published by Tor who eschews DRM altogether. So if I buy a book from them it won’t have drm—but seemingly these galleys do and it will expire like any other library book. I am not sure the value exchange is fair here…I get to read a book a month or two earlier in exchange for my review and personal promotion, but I don’t actually get to reread the book in the future unless I buy it (or take it out from a library). Sheesh…talk about chintzy…

I mean I get that digital materials are way too easy to pass around but how about a little faith? Of course I guess after all that work I can hang on to my newly converted epub, but that just seems like cheating.

Addendum

I checked the NetGalley site and apparently the books do indeed expire after 55 days with the option for another 55 day renewal, up until the archive date—which is when the publishers pull them from the site. Except for Kindles:

*If you have used the Kindle option to send a copy of the file to your Kindle, that file will not expire, and will continue to be available to you.

Which is a total crock given how proprietary Amazon is. Maybe I will trying the Kindle app instead so I get to keep ’em. Of course that is like jumping from the frying pan to the fire…

Addendum Part 2

A bit more investigating yielded this:

How It Works

To put a book on NetGalley, authors will first need to complete a contract and submit a payment form. Most authors will likely select from one of the following pricing options: the basic six-month listing option, which is priced at $399, and the Marketing-Plus-Title listing, priced at $599, which includes placement in the NetGalley Newsletter. Indie authors who are members of the Independent Book Publishers Association can take advantage of the organization’s relationship with NetGalley. Through the IBPA partnership, indie authors can list their books at discounted prices ($349 for a standard six-month listing; $499 for a package enhanced by marketing features). In addition, IBPA will do most of the work involved in adding books to NetGalley and processing requests.
publishersweekly.com/pw/by-topic/authors/pw-select/article/68517-the-savvy-self-publisher-s-guide-to-netgalley.html

Ahh, the world we live in, where everything is for sale. Another “review” site apparently charges $2/review but that’s ok because the money doesn’t go to the reader…it goes to the company. Right. That makes it ok. Not. So the self-publisher is getting screwed, the reviewer is getting screwed, and the big 5 (or is it 4 now?) reap the benefits of increased sales and exposure at a pretty minimal per/unit cost.

TANSTAAFL.

Sunday Poem Day

Sea Life
What will he see?

Seven seagulls sit on shore
Sixteen seagulls prefer to soar.

Several seals swim at sea
Sinking slowly ‘neath the shimmery.

Sardines swim from snapping seals
Sensing safety in swift shiny snarls.

Snuggled scallops sift through the sand
Seriously satisfied to stay suntanned.

And the whale watches wonderingly…

“Spicy”

spiceitupp.com/curry-powder-vs-garam-masala-powder/

Blends vs Spices

Who knew? Well I did, but I will admit I really didn’t understand. Although “curry” and “Garam Masala” are sold as spices they are, in fact, spice blends. What I didn’t know is that they are pretty similar in constituent parts (turmeric seems to be the big difference along with chilli powder).

According to the article and chart Garam Masala focusses on the “stronger pungent spices” like cloves, cinnamon, cardamom as opposed to curry powder, which uses more “mild spices like turmeric, cumin, coriander and fenugreek” which tend to be “sweet mild spices.” Being someone who thinks “mild” is usually way too hot this is a bit of a revelation.

Recipe confusion

What is got me thinking about all this is that recipes often call for one or the other and occasionally even add in even more spices. I am not sure if there is an international recognized “curry” standard but my guess is not — so that means you are rolling the dice a bit every time you try a new recipe. It’s a coincidence, but my randomly chosen “go to” curry recipe doesn’t call for either blend. Instead it asks for:

Spice blend
– 1 1/2 tsp ground coriander
– 1 tsp ground cumin
– 1/2 tsp turmeric
– 1/2 tsp ground cinnamon
– 1/2 tsp ground black pepper
– 1/4 tsp ground mustard
– 1/4 tsp ground cloves
– 1/4 tsp cayenne

Which I now discover (according to the chart) is mostly a curry powder. I don’t own any cardamom or fennel seed but I guess I should get some to be more authentic. 😉 Still, I guess I am bit proud of the fact my subconscious decided to go for a custom blend rather than a prepackaged blend. Maybe next I will try grinding my own spices from whole…lol.

Aftertaste

Ironically I didn’t have any mustard or coriander last time I made it so I added in a bit of Garam Masala… I guess that really crossed a line in terms of authenticity… but we ate it anyway—and it didn’t kill anyone. Which is pretty much all I ask of my cooking.

Books and Reviews

For a lark I have decided to move/copy my book reviews to their own sub-site: https://macblaze.ca/books/

Hopefully I will start to do more reviews regularly and see if I can build up a solid block of reviews (maybe even enough to call myself a book reviewer 🙂 ). I might consider posting my book-related stuff like my book counts there as well.