12:17

“Where…? I can’t seem to find… What page is this? Are be on about that silly wagon again?”

The sharply folded note slipped out of the unruly stack and dropped to the marble floor with a sharp ‘clack’.

“What…?”

“Bugger! Oh bloody hell. Now’ve got blood… Stupid paper cuts. Just… Oh my good Lord. He can’t do this! I won’t stand for it! I am the narrator here!”

“I am putting my foot… blerch…”