Not mine, but still it’s always resonated with me…

Well it’s 40 below and I don’t give a fuck,
got a heater in my truck and I’m off to the Rodeo,

Well it’s an alaman right and an alaman left,
come on ya fuckin’ dummy get your right step right,
get off the stage ya God damn goof ya know,
you piss me off,
you fuckin’ jerk,
ya get on my nerves

Here comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand
He’s a one ball man and he’s off to the rodeo…
-Gaye DeLorme