9:16

“ding”

“ding”

“Ding!”

“Wha?”

“Good morning, delivery sir. Can you please sign here?”

“Wha… Ya, ok. Here.”

“Thank you sir. And enjoy the rest of your morning.

“Ya, whatever. You too…”

The label read:

Procrastinators Inc.
4323 Dunbourah Street

You order it; we ship it. Eventually.

“Awesome. It’s finally here…”