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Beaver Morphology and the 20th Century
Kinison, Henry & Masters, A
Published 2009, University of Adelaide Press

p.241
And so it can be conclusively proven that the underlying skeletal structure and subsequent odontological interactions can prevent any meaningful articulation or acts of aural expression from known species of Castor.

Likewise, when studying the more known structure of human maxillofacial deformations that include overjet and other maloclussions where the incisors project forward to such a degree that they are very prominent and obvious we have determined that the presence of a sigmatism is not in and of itself a linguistic barrier and should not be considered a barrier to language development (Fauchard, 1872).

p.497
Traditional and aboriginal tales that include incidents of Castor sp. engaged in any activity that can be subject to morphological analysis have been distinctly missing from their canons. Likewise the failure of any primitive or otherwise mythology to include incidents of the clinical transaction known as reciprocal altruism gads been noted extensively in the writings of Egermont in the late 60s (Alisoun ed. 1972).

It is curious that unlike an average of 97% of the common mammals found in the 60th percentile of human interaction indices (Hopewell and Hopewell, 1982) that Castor sp. is conspicuously absent from any records, whether aural or written, that include any anthropomorphological interaction.

p.626
Conspiracy theorists have long pondered the place of the beaver in human history and those that have dwelled too long on the topic have often been considered the most irrational of their ilk. Their evidence had heretofore consisted of disparate and disjointed cases that were based solely on a district lack of evidence to try and prove their theories.

Presented here we have outlined a logical and historical progression of the repression and negligent inattention to key indicators that have led to our current circumstances. It can no longer be tolerated that inadequate scientific foci and the ill-conceived dominant thought processes of the past two centuries be allowed to continue without intervention as determined by this current scholarship.