God, I’m thirsty. I really need to do something about that disgusting mess in the sink. Ah, just a sip to start the engines running. Just…

What? The dream… I remember something. From the dream. I think… I… Yes. Yes! Just turn that bit like so. YES! YES!

It is done.

God, I need a drink.

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RANDOM CHARACTER GENERATOR

Version 4.2b. (c) 1983 Acme Incorporated
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START UP SEQUENCE INITIATED
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ACCESSING MAIN SUBROUTINES …
ACCESSING HISTORICAL DATABASES …
ACCESSING PRIMARY LOGIC TREES …

***STARTUP SEQUENCE COMPLETE***

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INPUT SEQUENCE INITIATED
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NUMBER OF CHARACTERS: 1
CATEGORY: general
SEX: male
SPECIALIZATION: athletics

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STRENGTH: 12.5
INTELLIGENCE: 16.3 2+
WISDOM: TBD
AGILITY: 8.3

NAME: Gareth
PERSONALITY: self-everything
AGE: 17

EQUIPMENT: clothes, hat, boots, another hat
SPECIAL ITEMS: beaver
SPECIAL ATTRIBUTES: allergic to hats

**OUTPUT SEQUENCE COMPLETE***

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WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING
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HIBERNATION MODE CORRUPT
SHUT DOWN MODE CORRUPT

EMERGENCY SHUTDOWN SEQUENCE FAILED
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WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING
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Acme Incorporated advises you to maintain
a 1000m distance from this device.

This is your final warning.

Acme Incorporated will not be liable for any
damages to exposure to alcohol or cat dander.

FINAL WARNING INITIATED

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RANDOM CHARACTER GENERATOR

Version 4.2bBbBb. (c) 0000 Acme Inc.
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