I didn’t see a post at all today so I got worried. When I went over it was all empties and turkey bones. Apparently someone went on a binge yesterday and couldn’t stop. It was a very very frightening experience to see a turkey all wrapped in a blanket like if was a favorite child… very very frightening… And then she started in on roasting potatoes… Suffice it to say there wasn’t a lot of activity over there today.

—B

[belch…hic]
Mmmmmmmm, I love my turkey…

Zzzzzzzzzzz….

Today I was hung over, I mean hung up, I mean I hanged up some lights.