5:2 Know it all?

Morning: check
Coffee: check
Shower: wait for them office to open to get loonies; check

We spent the morning with some discussions of competency. Tim gave us some brief evaluations on where he thought we stood, which L and I were generally in agreement with. She needs more practice and self-confidence in docking and boat handling. I need practice. Overall we had demonstrated the skill to pass all three courses but we need to work on general competency and polish. In other words, practice, practice practice.

We spent some more time with the chart books and then cast off for a morning of docking and close maneuvers. Tim demonstrated some fancy stuff with the bow pretty much hanging over the docks, and Leslie once again showed her finesse while I muscled the boat into imaginary hard spots. Lots of fun, lots of good practice. It is a great time of year to do a course like this.

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Eventually we decided to take off and make our way to Gabriola Island. Likely Silva Bay but we might bail and try Degnen Bay instead if the waves are too rough or the currents are wrong for Garbiola Passage.

The wind was our now familiar 15-20 knots from the northwest (of course the direction we were headed) and it made for some high seas. Tim took our chart plotter away again and we headed up Trincomali channel for Wallace Island. We navigated around the rocks on the SW side of the island and popped our heads into Conover Cove, a beautiful protected but shallow little anchorage. There was another, albeit newer, Bayliner 3288 at the tiny dock there.

Next we headed up island and, avoiding swamping the crazy camouflaged crab fisherman, we turned into Princess Cove–a deeper anchorage with lots of stern tie-in points. We had previously mentioned to Tim our desire to see an otter, so he had graciously ordered one up from the otter supply depot. Tim pointed the otter out romping up the rocks that protected the cove from open water. Just as cute as I had always imagined.

We exited the cove and navigated around all the rocks and reefs off Secretary Island and past Clam Bay, and re entered Trincomali Channel and rough water just off the Rose Islets. I foolishly asked Tim what the boat would be like beam to the wind, and he foolishly replied try it. So I did. And we discovered we weren’t so battened down as we thought as charts, cameras, binoculars and sundry went flying across the saloon. I quickly turned the bow back into the wind and we took stock. Two coffee mugs down, we continued to crab our way up channel.

We moved up to the fly bridge for fun and crossed the channel towards Valdes Island. The motion was actually a little gentler up there and with the bimini it was quite warm and cozy. There were lots of deadheads in the water so we had to keep a fairly sharp watch.

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We’d made good time and the currents were good for Gabriola Passage so we made for Silva Bay. Silva Bay is on the outside of the Gulf Islands but fairly well protected, so it is the usual stopping spot for boaters out of Vancouver who want to get out of town as soon as possible then hole up waiting for the currents to be favourable.

Just as we were in the narrowest part of the Passage Tim spotted a whole family of otters on the bank; luckily the currents were good and I could take my eyes off the water long enough to catch a glimpse. No pictures though 🙁

We followed the charts in and around the many rocks and islands and motored into Silva Bay. I had a wind on my stern and a fairly tight slip to maneuver into. There were two men on the dock, but I decided to ignore them as best I could and opted to try and back into the leeward side of a finger to hopefully miss the boats docked off the starboard bow as we entered the marina. I’m going to call it a perfect park. I’m sure I could have done it better, but with tightish quarters, two overly helpful men on the dock and a wind, I think I put the stern and Leslie right on the dock and swung my bow in almost right on target.

We chatted with the men and they mentioned we would have company tonight as a sailboat was due into the slip next to ours later in the evening.

We finished tying up, and Tim and I took a meander around the docks checking out boats. One of the other reasons the men had been on the dock was there was a sailboat with a line wrapped around its propellor. The young man had borrowed a wetsuit and knife and was diving in the chilly water trying to free it. We watched for 15 minutes and he was still trying when we left. The next morning he had moved so I suppose he finally got it off.

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Donna arrived from their house 2 km down the road, and she and Tim exited stage left. This left Leslie and I alone at last on the At Last. We quaffed some beer/cider, munched on Doritos and Facebooked for a while. Eventually we bestirred ourselves and took a lovely walk about the immediate environs. On the way back we picked up some BC wine and I talked Leslie into a proper dinner at the restaurant. I had the rib special and she had the bacon-wrapped scallops, and then we were sated, exhausted and ready for bed.

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We were tucking ourselves in when the long-awaited sailboat came in, just as the light was fading. They brought her in smartly and needed no help. Seems, though, they had been coming from Nanaimo on the outside of Gabriola and suffered an uncontrolled gybe. This snapped their main sheet and the skipper had been forced to jury rig something. Meanwhile somehow their radio had independently decided to send a distress signal, so he had to cancel that; and then his stove came off its gimbals, so he had even more things to deal with. He seemed calm enough–he mentioned he’s been sailing for 50 years–but his girlfriend was frazzled.

We lent them some water for his kettle and everyone settled in for the night.

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5:1 Calm at last

Morning broke. Like always. Stupid mornings. We slept in as it was a calm and quiet evening. Tim was already up and sipping tea when I crawled out of our cabin, disheveled and 3/4 asleep.

The local morning seal was checking out the anchorages and greeting all the sleepyheads in the bay. We decided to explore so we unshipped the dingy sans motor and filled it up with a bit more air. Tim took it out and checked out the the anchor in the clear water.

After Leslie was up and about we boarded the dingy and rowed around the bay and eventually tied up on the rocks by the missing dinghy dock. Then we took a nice walk around the island. We saw some beautiful wild flowers and an old apple orchard planted by the island’s past inhabitants. It’s a national park now. One of the apples close to the shore was simply covered in old man’s moss.

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Eventually we meandered back to the dinghy and reboarded the At Last. We hauled anchor and made several turns around the bay, setting a new anchor each time. At one point we tested the anchor with one engine, then two and finally got it to move with two engines and about 1/4 throttle. Good exercise.

While we were doing all this a 40-50 ft sail boat came in and anchored, then set a stern line to one of the dingy dock pilings. They too were just practicing and Tim recognized the instructor. We motored over and had a quick chat before they weighed anchor and we made one more pass. This time I took the dingy in and we tried a stern line too. Not too easy with the short rope we had on board but we got it done.

With Leslie at the helm we decided to exit the bay and make the transit to Bedwell Harbour, south around Moresby Island. On the way we saw one of the S.A.L.T. tall  ships practicing with its load of kids. We also spotted After Eight, a gorgeous luxury yacht owned by Don Wheaton. We discovered that spotting the entrance to Bedwell Harbour between North and South Pender was as hard as Tim had said. His hint was as you came past Point Fairfax on Moresby, you lined up on a radio tower on Saturna Island behind South Pender; that worked pretty well.

On the way we played with trim tabs and engine speeds and got a feel for how the attitude of the boat changed as we made fine adjustments. The water was calm for a change so we were better able to see what was happening. Tim had also hauled out the brand new chart plotter the day before so we played with it a bit. It really makes navigating redundant until he took it away from us; then we needed to fall back in charts and nav aids.

At the Pender Islands we docked in one of the empty fingers at Poets Cove and had some lunch. Then it was cast off and dock, dock, dock on the lee side of docks. I would say that Leslie was a much prettier docker than I. The number of times she brought the boat in with all three fenders touching at the same time was phenomenal. To be fair to me, though, I was busy making things harder on myself with invisible boats and strange approaches. It’s hard stuff and with the twin screws it is easier to maneuver but easier to cock it up if things start going bad and you panic. And I have to admit I was doing a lot of panicking when the wind would interfere with my carefully laid plans. Tim was calm as toast throughout and we managed not to wreck anything, including my ego… a bit bruised though.

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We finished up with a bunch of close-quarters maneuvering around the docks and harbour. It was a beautiful day, sunny and warmish.

At 5:30 we headed into the narrows between North and South Pender, and Leslie piloted us under the bridge. Again a very deceptive entrance and you have to trust the buoys and the depth sounder as you steer the blind corner. Lucky for her there was no traffic coming the other direction to make it harder.

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We exited Port Browning and headed up Plumber Sound towards Ganges on Saltspring Island. Again we got some exercise ID’ing buoys and avoiding Perry Rock and and the rocks off Hope Bay. We generally weren’t using the chart plotter at this point.

We spotted lots of seals and porpoises going into Navy Channel. There must have been some good feeding there. The seals got close but the porpoises were always keeping their distance. I thought about complaining, but realized they were probably union rules or some such thing. 🙂

The channel also had two huge cargo ships at anchor, waiting, Tim said, to cross the strait to Vancouver when it was their turn.

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We pulled into Ganges late. Leslie brought us into the Harbour and I brought us into the dock. We decided to eat ashore and headed for the Oyster Catcher. There was a Vancouver game on so we ate upstairs. We had a celebratory beer, and Tim and Leslie opted for the fresh halibut as recommended by the patron on the patio; I had a burger to be different.

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As we left a young woman was seated outside on the patio and greeted us with a smile and a “Man am I ever wasted”. I guess her night was going well. Back on the boat we hit our bunks and drifted off to sleep.


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4:30 Strike 2

Another rough night. The winds shifted again and our breast lines were too tight. Sigh. I am sure we will get it right eventually. See the previous entry.

We woke up and had some breakfast and availed ourselves of the showers in Chemainus Harbour. Tim graciously paid the moorage and we were ready to get on with our day.

We did some chart work and our checks on the boat. While we were working a 54-ft Selene came in looking for space. Tim discussed it with them on the VHF, but before we could make space for him the Harbour Master showed up and moved the utility boat that had been ahead of the big cat, and the Selene gracefully glided into dock. It had bow and stern thrusters, and the captain had a remote joystick he could bring out on the rail to guide it in sideways.

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Leslie and I headed up the hill half a block and picked up a few groceries, and then it was back on board and time to cast off into that shitty wind. Lucky for me it was Leslie’s turn. Under Tim’s patient guidance she eased us up against the commercial docks spun us 180 degrees and headed out of the Harbour.

We had spent the morning charting courses, so our goal was to pilot by the math. Leslie exited the harbor using the big ship’s transits and we took fixes along the way trying to hit our waypoints without the chart plotter. This entails maintaining a steady course and holding our speeds to the ones we had prescribed. I can’t say we did all that well, but our final position wasn’t that far off from our predicted one. Plotting is hard. Following a plot is harder.

The weather was looking good so we decided it was time for some MOB (man overboard) drills. Much to L’s chagrin Tim opted to throw a fender overboard instead of me.

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We played around for an hour or so and had the boat up to 12-13 knots for a while, weaving and ducking and generally watching that poor fender drown. In the end we arrived at the conclusion that my accuracy was better, Leslie’s math was better and we had best hope no one falls overboard when we don’t notice. All good fun and our boat-handling confidence is looking better.

We transited Sansun Narrows at close to slack tide and motored towards the Saanich Penninsula. Today we put on a lot of miles. I think we did 23 or 24 in total. We ducked our heads into Genoa Bay, cruised by Cowichan Bay and then set our course for Portland Island, our final destination.

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As we headed across to Portland Island we crossed by Swartz Bay and all the ferry traffic in and out of Sidney.

Crossing behind Tortoise Rocks we passed into Princess Bay, which anchorage is protected from the NW. We were going to get a good night’s sleep or else! The only downside was as the ferry passed from east to west from Tsawwassen, its wake would hit us several minutes later and rock the boat for a few minutes. Leslie remarked that it took Rockeroo to a whole new level.

It was a quiet anchorage that we shared with two sailboats. We had the shallow draft so we were tucked in pretty close to shore. After a bunch of math we got the anchor dug in solidly. Supper was BBQ chicken thighs with tomato salad: yum.

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We spent the evening catching up on some paper work and then it was off to bed and hopefully a calm night. Just before we hit the hay Tim dragged our stern docking line through the water and showed us the phosphorescence in the water. Beautiful!

 

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4:29 Missed it by that much

Special contribution from guest blogger: Happy XXXXXday, Bruce!

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Very busy day. Too busy to blog. Notes for future:

Wind shifted to NW mid night
So we had anchored in Pirates Cove, which is totally protected from the SW winds that were blowing when we went to bed. So of course the wind shifted to the north. Seems we didn’t take the weather reports into account. So all of us were up several times during the night to check the anchor in fear that we were slowly dragging onto the concrete dock astern of us. We found out later Tim was just as concerned as we beginners were. Eventually it was morning, the anchor hadn’t budged and we awoke officially to start the day in the choppy little bay.

Anchor issues
After a quiet breakfast we went to raise anchor. Leslie was at the helm and I ran the windlass. Unfortunately it was almost impossible to keep the boat head into the anchor and then the chain started to pile up in the locker, preventing me from raising it the last 8 ft or so. Eventually we got everything shifted around and finally could head out the narrow entrance to the cove, directly into the wind.

Motor in 3 ft seas to Degnen
Tim lives on Gabriola island in Degnen Bay; he has a marina there (all permanent moorage). We decided to visit, so after we weighed anchor in the windy cove, which was a bit of an exercise, we headed north into the wind. The waves were crashing over the bow as Leslie wound her way upwind. Lots of fun!

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A Little Talk
As we headed back towards Gabriola Island, we discussed some of the issues we’d been having and the importance of being aware of weather, tides, etc. Apparently Tim had been nervous about whether our anchor would hold in such strong winds and the usual solution (letting more rode out) wasn’t available to us since we were already too close to the concrete dinghy dock. If it wouldn’t have been equally problematic, we probably should have hauled the anchor out in the dark and moved the boat.

Motor to Telegraph
After putzing around the Gabriola Passage and Degnen Bay we headed back out and set a course south for Telegraph Harbour between Thetis and Kuper islands. It was pretty quiet there but between the stage fright and a bit of a head wind I royally screwed up the docking. I blame it on the fact the helpful marina owners came down to help and ruined my concentration, but frankly it was probably just a bad job of docking.

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Lunch ensued. We took a brief walk around, used the washrooms and boarded again to practice some more. After a much more successful docking practice session (Leslie is kickass at this stuff) we exited the Harbour and headed across the strait towards Ladysmith. Tim had recommended a restaurant there since we had decided to eat out that night. About halfway across we called ahead and found out the restaurant is closed on Mondays, so we decided to abandon that course. We changed course to 225 degrees into Chemainus.

On the way there it started to rain. One of the boat deficiencies we had already noted when Leslie was covering the windshields with spray earlier in the day, was that the windshield wipers weren’t worth shit. Thus we were left to enter a strange harbour in rain and poor visibility. To make it worse one of the ferries was just astern of us, and while I had the right of way we decided it was prudent to bear away and circle in behind him. Since the government dock is right beside the ferry dock, the ferry led us right in. That was the good part of the ferry.

We docked right behind a huge catamaran on the outside float with the hope we could shelter in his lee. Didn’t help. We were exposed all night to the NW wind and every time the ferry came in his wash would toss the boat around a bit to keep us alert.

So we had some wine. It pretty much solves everything.

We invited Tim to join us for dinner and headed into town. The skipper of the cat kindly lent us the shower key and told us the gate code so we were good to go until tomorrow when the Harbour Master was due in. We wandered up into town but it was pretty dead. The first restaurant we saw open was Odika, so it won by default. Perfect choice! The food was delicious. My salmon Wellington, Leslie’s soup and mussels, and Tim’s African-style lamb were all superb and accompanied by a great bottle of BC red. We finished off with some terrific desserts and wandered back to the boat stuffed and sated.

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Sleep was good, but our breastlines were too taut and we didn’t have the right length of ropes for spring lines. This means that the boat is basically banging and rubbing on the fenders all night as the wind drives the waves against our stern…where L’s and my cabin is … loudly banging … oh, and did I mention it was freezing cold?

Let’s see, three nights on board, freezing cold each evening, two with waves smacking loudly on the hull and the boat bouncing like a berserk roller coaster. Yah, we’ve been sleeping well, why do you ask?

 


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4:28 Gale Force Warnings

Time to get up!

I hopped (inasmuch as I ever hop) out of our warm bed and headed for the new kettle. I fired up the gimballed stove and made tea and coffee and then roused the holiday bed slug.

We turned on the VHF to the weather and listened to wind warnings and rain forecasts. Hard to credit given the beautiful sunny morning we are enjoying but I guess I will believe them. Anyway it looks like we are destined for the Gulf Islands unless we want to deal with a Georgia Strait passage in strong-gale winds.

Next up was a shower so I packed my kit and headed for shore. On the way I enjoyed our morning greeting committee of thousands of tiny jellyfish.

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A quick cleanup and it was back aboard to tidy up while we wait for Tim. Tim and his wife Donna showed up and, after a nice chat, we got down to business. We walked through most of the bits of the boat and talked about a lot of theoretical stuff. Eventually we headed up to grab some charts (looks like Gulf Islands) and headed back to the boat. We cast off and Tim demonstrated the maneuverability of a twin screw as we weaved our way out of the marina.

We headed at idle to the public docks and after a brief tour I took over and tried docking the boat a few times. Overall, I was pretty successful although I failed at three tries on docking on the leeward side of the dock. Leslie took over and did pretty good too. Afterward we headed over to the park across the harbour at Newcastle Island to try out some mooring buoys and a bunch more docking on the finger docks there.

Eventually we decided to get the show on the road and headed south. We talked about Dodd Narrows but the current was around 9 knots. Tim decided to take us through False Narrows instead, because it had transits and the current was 50% of Dodd Narrows. UNder his watchful eye, I piloted us through the 9-13 foot narrows without running aground and then Leslie took over and took us into Pirates Cove on the south end of DeCourcy Island for our evening anchorage. She stayed at the helm while I dropped the anchor and we were snugged in for the night.

Dinner was sausage and pasta with a bottle of red. Leslie and I unshipped the dingy and headed ashore for a walk around the marine park and Tim washed dishes. The windward side of the island has three-foot waves and whitecaps, but our anchorage is almost completely still .

Back at the boat a bit of chat and a bit of reading and that was that.

The Internet is really flaky so pictures will have wait.

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4:27 Windward Ho

5:30 a.m. Zzzz

Up and off to the airport for our annual checkup (or is that pat down?) and then we start the glorious hurry up and wait game that is modern air travel.

We hit YVR from ocean side, almost flying over our final destination of Nanaimo on our approach. We were at the front of the plane so were off in a jiffy. Then we wandered down the terminal exploring before deciding Bruce needed a morning weiner. After a satisfying hot dog, we headed to tarmac level just in time to hear our names paged at our gate. Seems they had finally assigned our seats on the Dash 8 and we needed to pick up our new tickets.

After a brief wait we boarded and 14 minutes at 4000 feet deposited us in Nanaimo. Lorraine, our contact from Nanaimo Yacht Charters, was there to pick us up. We soon grabbed our luggage and headed to Stones Marina, a stone’s throw from Departure Bay ferry terminal.

Lorraine handed over our goodies: a bottle of wine, keys to both the boat and their courtesy car and a pair of free hats. In turn we grabbed our log books and signed away our lives. She then walked us down to the boat, the 32 ft Bayliner At Last and bid us adieu.

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This boat is way bigger (taller) than it looks online and very intimidating. After we snooped around a bit, Ian (another partner in the business) dropped by to check us out on the electrical and heads. We unpacked and then wandered around the marina and ended up at the pub for lunch.

Afterwards we zoomed off in the Toyota Echo loaner and stopped in at Save-On Foods for supplies. Tired, a bit dozy and not at all confident we fumbled our way through. I really should’ve had She Who Cannot Be Named do up the menu. Better yet, dragged her along to cook. Anyway we survived the experience and likely will have enough to eat for a few days yet. Next up was the booze store but we tried to keep it calm and down to just a few bottles for now.

We popped into the dollar store in search of a cheap kettle. The At Last didn’t seem to have one. No luck. I have to say that the dollar store’s already esoteric clientele is all the more odd here in Lotus Land. Strangest group of customers I ever did see.

Back in the car we headed downtown looking for a bank. We found one and a London Drugs, which rendered up a kettle so we can now have tea. We cruised back to the marina to unpack. Leslie opted for a nap (it was 4 o’clock after all) and I went for a walk snooping at boats.

Marinas are really crowded. Not so much in the neighbours-are-too-close way but more in the how-the-hell-do-I-get-this-boat-outta-here way. I have to say my confidence is a lot lower than it was yesterday. But Tim Melville, our instructor, shows up tomorrow at 9 so I suppose it will all get better.

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After everyone rose and shone we talked boating and looked through our books and generally acted all nautical.

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Then we wandered over to the Beefeater for dinner: Leslie had fresh seafood cannelloni and I went for meat skewers. I had a glass of Copper Moon Shiraz to go with and it was delish. So now it’s 9 pm BC time and we are zonked. So we made up the aft cabin and it’s nighty night.

Nighty night…

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4:26 Addendum

Tomorrow I (we) embark on a week long Cruise and Learn from Nanaimo Yacht Charters to try and obtain our basic and intermediate powerboat certification as well as our coastal navigation certification. We will board a Bayliner 3288 Saturday and disembark a week later. The goal is to get all of our paperwork, on water training and experience in order to charter a boat later this summer and explore the coast. After this week all I should need is to pick upo my Marine Operators VHF certificate sometime in May. Medium to long range we want to add the sailing components as well but I will see how the week goes.

As a result the “It’s Novel” thread will halt until Sunday May 5. I will do daily posts, but I won’t promise to post them daily; you might have to wait until we make port somewhere with a good connection. In the mean time, just imagine me sitting in this chair, doing math in my head:

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2:23 We’ve Got to Be a Part of It


Ah, my head. I must see about stocking another brandy. This one seems so… coarse. Perhaps some biscuits or another glass. But of the good stuff, yes another glass and we shall check the post.

Breakfast. Then we pack up and drop off our bags. We have until 2:45 to amuse ourselves and then it’s home-home time. We wander out, into the rain, and immediately write off the Empire State Building. The Brooklyn Bridge and Battery Park also get tossed; thank goodness, we wouldn’t want to actually see a sight, would we.

So we hop an uptown train and get off on 5th Avenue and wander into my MoMA… I mean the MoMA. The line up is huge and we waffle a bit; but this is New York: they know how to move people.

I said hello to some old friends and met some new ones. I do like the MoMA. Munch’s The Scream was there on loan from a private collection and there were a few new pieces we hadn’t seen or that weren’t on display since our last visit.

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On the 5th floor was a special exhibit, The Birth of Abstractionism, which started off with a blast of Kandinskys and moved on from there. Leslie was pleased with her three Georgia O’Keefes, but she’s got a dirty mind. Not as dirty as C’s but dirty nonetheless. On that note we discovered we can’t be breezy. Devil may care, footloose, even flexible, but without C breezy just ain’t in the cards.

We hit the later moderns in a whirlwind to try and keep the schedule but still took in a few fun objets d’art. But soon enough we had to run.

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Homeward bound, we stopped for some street food. I had a couple of chicken kabobs and Leslie opted for Italian sausage. We headed for the subway and all the while Leslie was wrestling with the sausage.

There was a bit of a wait for the train but we made it back to Leo House for 2:39, 6 minutes to spare. Of course as we were walking in the door, everyone else it seems was running with luggage away from us down the street. A bit disconcerting. Turns out the early birds were catching the first van but we were safe for the next.

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A quick wash of our hands and we grabbed our baggage and were out in the rain to find our van. Our driver was a bit slower, and it took forever to get off the island. We did, however, take the 59th Street bridge, so that was groovy.

One of the things we noticed on the long long drive is that many of the billboards were empty. One billboard even said “The Loss of This Billboard Costs Jobs and Tax Revenue.” There must be an issue?

We checked in a million hours early even so and cleared security pretty quick. Their X-ray machine was a lot like the full-body scanners, but I checked out the image and it was simply a 2D image that pinpointed areas the TSA guys should check. More efficient if a bit less comfortable for the passenger than the typical walk through x-ray.

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And then we wait at Gate C34 until it’s time to board for Toronto. With no free wifi.

Landing in Toronto 10 minutes early we disembark and scoot to catch our connector. There was much to-ing and fro-ing as we cleared customs and security and boarded our Edmonton-bound plane and our adventure was essentially over.

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2:22 Cloistered Away

I must confess I had a drink. Well, maybe two. Or perhaps several more than that. The ‘experimental guitar festival’ proved too much to comprehend. Who are these people?!? What have they done to the proper New York? I cannot understand yet know I must try.

Good morning. Shower, breakfast (which included a thick raisin bread with caraway…weird) and a quick chat and it seems we are off on the A Train to the north tip of the island. The Metropolitan Museum has an out station called the Cloisters, which houses its medieval collection.

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It was built in the 1930s specifically to house these artifacts. A sculptor toured Europe and acquired lots of stone work and sculpture, even an entire apse, to incorporate into the building. Leslie has tainted me enough with her Marxist claptrap that I have been regularly referring to the ‘stolen’ nature of all the archways and frescos that are more naturally situated in the south of France and Spain whence they were ‘acquired’.

Beautiful nonetheless.

Some of the doorways and vaults are reconstructed from fragments rescued after they had been sacked or destroyed during various European conflicts, some as late as the Spanish Civil War in 1936. I guess I approve of that. That is, if anyone cares for my approval.

I saw a great description of the transition from Romanesque to Gothic and while I didn’t learn any new facts I had a few new mini-epiphanies about walls and decor. Of course stained glass arose as a result of the new vaults and buttresses; they didn’t need the walls for support so why stick with frescos when you could kill two birds with one stone?

There are some tremendous tapestries here from the 15th and 16th centuries. Huge pieces that were once 21 x 16′ wall coverings but have since been cut down into curtains; they’re still huge, though.

Downstairs is a collection of prayer books dating from the 1200s: stunning.

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At 2:43 Leslie strong-armed me onto the M4 to take the bus back into town. Well after a grueling hour of plebeian transit, we finally disembarked at the Met around 3:55. It didn’t kill me. Quite.

Next up, since our Cloisters tickets are good at the Met, is to try and finish it off. It’s open until 9 tonight so if our feet can take we might finally win this one. First up a pretzel and chicken gyro (which is New York for donair) from a street vendor. Next stop: musical instruments.

So of course we stopped in European art to ogle the Rembrandts and Vermeers. Then we wandered through the musical section and learned about diatomic and chromatic instruments. Harpsichords, pianofortes, bagpipes and violins; they wouldn’t let me play the Strad. Then it was back to Europe and more masters from Gainsborough to Fragonard.

Wow. There are a lot of them: Botticelli, Dürer, Jacometto, Titian, Raphael, why the list is endless. And my feet are very tired.

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After the Caravaggio we cried hold, enough and bailed on the European painters. A spin through printmaking and a bit of Spanish art and decor and I dragged my tired ass to East Asian art. Buddha and Vishnu in a million incarnations; I’d love to do it again when I wasn’t tired.

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We finished off with Japan and saw a 11th-century silk scroll and some spectacular watercolours of birds. After that we both decided to call it quits. It was 7:45 and we were hungry. In honour of our last sight of the Met we opted for Japanese.

Back on the M4 bus as far as Penn Station and onto the blue line back to Chelsea where there is a nice Japanese place a couple of doors down from the Leo House.

Yes there is a lovely, very full Japanese place right next to the Leo House. So we bailed and hit the diner on the corner where Leslie will indulge in a Cornish game hen and I will brave the Pizza Burger Deluxe.

It was good. And we slept.

2:21 Moody Reds

Ah. This is beginning to be more clear. An opera; people of culture. I needs must hear more.

Breakfast was late because the opera was late. But we made it before the 10:30 deadline. After food we chatted with Jamie and made plans to meet up for music tonight. And then we were off and running like a herd of turtles.

A short train ride and a walk of a couple of blocks and we were on W 37 Street, home of the infamous Mood.

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Mood is reasonably visible from across the street if you look up to the second floor but the entrance isn’t
marked and you have to ride one of those old-fashioned elevators up–you know the ones with an elevator operator and multiple doors. We later discovered stairs so that’s how we went down.

Mood is huge. And there are about a thousand people working there and, much to my surprise, at least half the men were straight. Everyone is super friendly and we discovered, as Leslie was fondling alpacas, that they are all on commission. She almost started a fight between these two huge black guys over whose customer she was… it was vicious! And all she was trying to do was fish a tag out of a roll…ah woman, you carry the seeds of strife whoever you go… Seriously, though, it was then politest disagreement I had ever heard, reminded me of two Canadians trying to out-polite each other. Anyway after we had all settled that we were just window shopping Leslie decided to buy something and the guy who helpfully pointed out another rack of them snagged the ticket.

Anyway, you can get anything there. I loved the selection of tie fabric. It was almost enough to make me want to learn to sew (correctly that is) and start wearing ties. No Swatch though. Or he was having a nap. But I took a picture of a picture of him, so that’s something.

While we were there we found out what dropping feathers sounded like. A young women was passing by the head of the stairs and she must of snagged the display of feathers. Anyway the whole container spilled out and down the stairs. So you’d think if you had to spill something that spilling feathers would be a good choice right? Well in this case, not so much.

Because you see the feathers were in an acrylic container, and while the feathers floated softly to the ground, the plastic bin was performing experiments with gravity as it slowly, melodically and with an interesting bounce seemed to hit each and every stair on the way down with a loud clack and clang. Seriously, it was like a slow-motion embarrassment for that poor girl as everyone in the vicinity had a chance to stop, turn towards the noise, recognize what was happening and enjoy the disharmonious clatter as she stood helplessly at the top of the stairs with her feet covered in feathers. Definitely a TV moment.

Anyway we eventually wandered out and discovered the Project Runway 1407 wasn’t 1407 Broadway, and I couldn’t find it anywhere else. So we hit the subway once more. There was an accident somewhere uptown so the trains were being held and staggered, but it’s like the transit people here actually want to be helpful, because there were more than enough announcements etc to ensure even novices like us could navigate the disruption unscathed.

We popped up at the edge of Central Park across from the Plaza and crossed over to the original Apple Store. Unfortunately they don’t really have a better collection of cases than we do in Edmonton so I guess I will have to order one online.

Next we walked 10 windy blocks north up 5th Avenue to the Frick Collection. The Frick Collection is housed in a neo-classical mansion built 1913-14 by Mr Frick to live in and house his growing art collection. He was one of those rags-to-riches stories who started out in steel in Pittsburg and eventually settled in New York. Apparently when he built the mansion he had intended it as a museum later and upon his death in 1919 he bequeathed it. His wife remained in residence for another some-odd years, at which time it was opened to the public.

There are some great works housed here. The most recognizable is the portrait of Sir Thomas More by Hans Holbein the Younger, painted in 1527. I also loved the St Francis of Assisi by Giovanni Bellini.

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One of the intriguing pieces of furniture was a desk with shelves below. It houses The Royal Collection of Paintings Volume I Buckingham Palace 1905 and Volume II Windsor Castle 1906. There was no well for the legs, but as it was in the library I don’t think it was ever meant to used as a desk.

Those texts got me thinking about the book as art/container and the classification of a limited edition as a ‘published’ work. Something to think about later.

There was a collection of 18-century watches with text talking about horologists combining technical skill, refined design and exquisite craftsmanship to produce works of art. And they were works of art.

A pair of Vermeers hang (including Officer and Girl) in the vestibule; I almost recognized a Degas by missed it by blurting out Remoir even though I recognized the ballet motif. Later I successfully ID’d a Renoir upon entering a room, partially redeeming myself.

In the West Gallery, the space that would have traditionally been the ballroom, but Frick had designed as a massive gallery for his works, hangs a painting that is of the same girl that inspired Girl with the Pearl Earring: Mistress and Maid painted c. 1666-67 by Vermeer. Oh and a couple of Rembrandts (3 that is) and a host of others.

In the East Gallery (a later addition) hands a Manet called The Bullfight; it was originally the top half of a painting that Manet cut in half and reworked. The bottom half is called the The Dead Torreador.

On the way back we cut through Central Park and skirted by the Zoo. The zebras didn’t seem so reactionary to me.

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Back on the train we were entertained by dueling buskers. The first group was a break dancer who did some awesome things with his shoe and the poles withou injuring himself or the riders. At the next stop a quartet boarded, acknowledged the dancers and bust into I’m Going to Let it Shine for one stop and then changed cars. Sweet stuff.

Back in Chelsea we stopped in at the Moonlight Diner for burgers before taking a break in our room while Leslie ‘read’. Then it was down to the lobby for 6:15 to hook up with Jamie for our trip to Brooklyn and some experimental guitar.

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So Jamie dragged us across the river for the 3rd Annual Experimental Guitar Festival at the ShapeShifter Lab in Brooklyn. It features 5 acts, all guitar based and as avant-garde as some of the art we’d been seeing. But these guys were serious about their music and serious about their guitars. We saw some awesome guitars there tonight. The owner of the club/organizer of the festival played a 1940 Richenbacher Lap Steel Guitar for his set. It was pretty sweet. Some of the others were impossible to describe.

The creme de la creme though was Wolfgang Muthspiel’s set and the highlight of that was a song he dedicated to a fellow musician, Youssou Ndour from Senegal, whom he had played with. It blew my mind. I can’t believe no one else from the group saw this. I especially can’t believe Brenda opted for a 5 hour Wagnerian opera (Parsifal) over this. Simply stunning.

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The last trio was loud; they had a girl drummer and she wailed on them things. Young guys making noise and keeping up to the big boys. It was pretty good stuff.

Back in the train and home we go…