Sunday Poem Day

Loud

Do you know what is loud?
Fire engines with sirens are loud.

Do you know what is Loud?
Motorcycles with bad mufflers are Loud.

Do you know what is LOUD?
Geese.

Canada Geese.

Canada Geese are LOUD!

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Canada Geese in the spring,
sitting on roofs,
drifting by in the sky,
landing on lakes.
Even in the dark,
at 4 in the morn.

Honk, honk, HONK, HONK, Honk, honk

Shhhhhh. Stupid geese.

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Do you know what is QUIET?
Goose eggs are quiet.

Do you know what is Quiet?
Goslings are quiet.

Do you know what is quiet?
Baby geese.

Cheep, cheep, cheep

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I wonder what happens to them?

Stupid Human Tricks Saturday

Love him or hate him there really is no denying that Kenney has a bone to pick with graphic designers. First there was that fiasco with the War Room logo


…and a few other examples of incredibly bad design along the way. But the latest “outrage” is this beauty. I know to you non-designers it may just be a meh example of a sign but it almost feels like he went out of the way to break every single rule of graphic design. I don’t know, maybe a designer whacked him with a Pantone book when he was a kid? Anyway, it’s a profession for a reason Jason, please just spend a little money on your comms? Please?

Oh, and the mockery amongst the community included this little gem if you are wondering one of the reasons we find it so hideous 🙂 :

From the DM’s…

UCP Comms: “Hey Jason, we know what we need to do to win the hearts and minds of central Albertans…”

Kenney – “What’s that?”

UCP Comms – ALL THE FOOOOOOOOOOOOONTS!!!!!

 

Sunday Poetry

Bun was a bunny.
Tig was a tiger.

Sharky was a pup
and Bull was a dog.

Leo is a lion.
El is an elephant.

Ox is a horse
and Hawk was a hamster

and Kat is a cat,
of course.

Standard ebooks update

Wow. it’s been a while since I added to this ongoing list of projects I have worked on for Standard ebooks. I believe I am currently working on book #40.

As usual the full (and up-to-date) list can be seen over at astart.ca/publishing/ebooks/. I have managed to “finish” the entire Wodehouse short story collection. Of course the silly bugger kept writing until the 60s so I will have more stories to add every year as they enter the public domain. And it’s important to note that Mrs Dalloway was a collab between L and I—I did the  mechanical stuff and she did the editorial.

I enjoy doing the plays and am aiming to have a complete sample of English drama through the ages. I am almost there  and just need to add some pre-Elizabethan drama and maybe something turn of the 18th century (not that there is much to choose from). Things slow down a lot when I do fiction as I am a slow proofer (I tend to read instead), so that’s one reason for doing the short story collections—easier to do in fits and starts.

Here’s what I’ve added since the last update:

 

I really encourage you to go take a look and enjoy some of the books. And consider contributing if that tickles your fancy. It’s not really that hard once you learn the basics. I even wrote a beginners’ guide to help out: Standard Ebooks Hints and Tricks.

Spring Update: Sails and more

It’s been sooooo long! And so much has happened. The last time I saw our boat was June 2019. Three years ago!

Actually the last time we “saw” the boat was in the winter as a friendly neighbourhood YouTuber (Sailing Floating Freedom) was nice enough to send me some pictures. They share the dock with us at Stones. Looks like winter was a tad chilly!

Things that are new

As it’s been so long and we were due to do some maintenance so I knew we would have to do some work. Just how much work was a bit of a surprise.

When we bought the boat I had fully intended to do most of the work myself because a) there is no better way to learn and b) it would be way cheaper. That lasted for the year we were aboard but as soon as we became  long-distance owners that went out the window. Which really bums me out.

Just a note: at this point I have seen none of these upgrades/repairs. Sigh.

Windlass

Back in 2020 the seals on our windlass finally gave up the ghost and, as usual, parts were no longer available.  We knew this was coming but it burned me to replace a perfectly functional windlass just because it leaked water into the the v-berth. then again I don’t sleep in the v-berth 😉

What we replaced it with was a Lewmar Windlass CPX3 Gypsy/Drum for 5/16” g4/bbb (~$2800). This gives us a drum to use—although I am not sure what to use it for other than maybe hauling the dinghy on board :-). The “downside” is they had to cut a hole in anchor locker lid to  fit the drum. I will have to wait and see to judge how I really feel about that.

Dinghy

As previously mentioned we had to get a new tender.  I picked up a Highfield 290 UL (with aluminum hull for less than $3000, which I consider a steal.

 

Sails

This was scheduled. We were going to replace them in 2021 but the dinghy took precedence, so this spring I started looking around for  a sail loft. I started with the ever popular Precision Sails (they have an awesome marketing department). They  are local to Vancouver Island although sails are produced overseas and they are the favourite of all the most popular YouTube channels. Then I looked at a bunch of local lofts: Leitch and McBride, Ballard Sails  and a couple who didn’t get back to me.

I finally settled on Zoom Sails who are associated with Jamie Gilford, husband of author Behan Gilford, and the owners of Sailing Totem. They are another overseas loft but distance didn’t actually seem to be much of a barrier time-wise. Partly it was a trust thing and partly it was a price thing. The price was pretty darn good. I am told the sails look good too, but no pics so far. In total the cost was ~$5000 cad for main and jib (fwiw, the highest quoted price was $7500).

I will write a bit more about the process after I have a chance to see—and use—the final product. Stay tuned.

Chartplotter

I mentioned at the end of our last trip back in 2019 that I had to replace our old e80 chartplotter as the screen was dying. I purchased a refurbished unit from eBay for ~$400. Unfortunately it didn’t last. I had reports last year of it  stopping working and, in the middle of a cruise and learn this spring, it died again. You can imagine the instructor thought this was unacceptable.

After talking to the technicians at Stones and doing a bunch of research we decided to forgo replacing it with the brand new Axiom MFD (multifunction device) that is its natural successor and go for a cheaper Raymarine ELEMENT 9S for around ~$1400. It does most of what the old e80 did but is missing the touch screen and fancy network integrations, most of  which would be useless unless we replace all the instruments as well. As far as I can tell the big thing I will miss is that that radar does not overlay the charts and I will have to use it in split screen mode.

The big downside is that none of the new plotters will work with my old analog radar. So that meant upgrading that as well. So we also ordered a  new Quantum digital radar (~$2200). Sigh.

Of course all the old system ( AIS, instruments, GPS etc.) is on Seatalk 1 (NMEA 0186) and the new stuff is Seatalk ng (NMEA 2000). So we will have to get a bunch of bridging hardware and hope and pray it all connects. More on that after we get it all installed and running. The device does have WiFi but I am currently unclear if I will be use an app to access it. So much to learn.

I do now how a perfectly functional e80 with a bad screen and a less than functional e80 with a good screen. The spring project will be to see if I can make one functional e80 chartplotter.

USB

More inconsequentially, since the guys are going to have  to run some new cables to the binnacle I thought they could  run few more wires and add a USB outlet so we can power our phones/tablets etc. in the cockpit. It’s something I keep meaning to do but haven’t actually gotten around to. So that will be nice.

Concluding…

So who’s counting. Since 2019, not including regular maintenance items  we have forked out around $14,500 for a boat we haven’t been able to use. I will say that Covid, after a rocky start in 2020, was a big windfall for the charter industry and bookings have been really, really good. So how much this actually costs me out of pocket remains to be seen—but it won’t be anywhere near that, thank goodness. And of course  hoping that nothing else breaks.

Future costs?

In the next bunch of years  these sorts of things are going to keep poppin’ up. Off the top of my head:

  • I think there is going to be some major canvas work in our future
  • I also think the mattresses are tired and that certainly needs to be addressed; likely along with all the other cushions
  • Eventually the rest of the instruments will need to be upgraded
  • The batteries are getting on
  • The running rigging is also going to need looking at
  • And of course the standing rigging.

By which time  the cycle will start all over again… The joys of owning a boat 🙂

Oh, and btw, our flights are booked. We will be back aboard at the end of April, and if all goes well, we might actually have 2 months aboard to make up for the all the non-sailing years.

W00t.
—Bruce #Equipment

Saturday Wordle Day

L boasted that today’s Wordle was a hard one. I haven’t played in weeks but it was a challenge I could not fail to meet.

Take that!

 


Apparently plenty of others thought it was hard as well:

 

(non)Sun-day poem day

I want a squirrel
not a sparrow,  nor swallow nor swift

I need a squirrel
not a vole or a mouse nor a mole

I’d like a squirrel
to feed and ponder and tease

I’d love a squirrel
who chitters and scolds and scampers

If I had a squirrel
I’d squeal and leap and cavort
I’d climb and jump and twist
I’d eat and collect and horde
Nuts and seeds and cones and

Never mind,

I’d like to be a squirrel

Magic Mouse

I finally am making a commitment for moving from an Apple Mouse:

to a Magic Mouse:

So far it isn’t as painful as last time I tried, but I have been banging my head against the crappy scroll speed. I finally found the setting:

System Preferences > Accessibility >Pointer Control > Mouse options. ..  Stupid place for it.

Hopefully I will get used to it. Now I need to head over to Photoshop and InDesign for the real test.

Sunday have you ever?

I’ve walked a dog, now that was a slog

I’ve fed a snake, and gave myself a shake

I’ve  carried a cat, who only wanted a pat

I’ve chased a cow, it was time for her chow

I’ve startled a fawn, in a misty, dewy dawn

I’ve hand fed a jay, who admitted it was ok

I’ve cuddled a calf, just for the laugh

I’ve herded some pigs, who thought they were bigwigs

I’ve admired a buffalo, who put on a good show

I’ve teased a frog, I found sitting on a log

I’ve shoo’ed a bear, who gave us a scare

I’ve stared down a bull, that’s something to mull,

And I’ve ridden a horse,
of course.

But I have never, ever, ever,
ever,
hugged a whale

Now that would be a tale.