WordPress nonsense: Solved?

I have been having trouble using the WordPress app with my site. It  gives me an error (NSXMLParserErrorDomain Error 111) and then locks me out of the site. So I have been unable to post using the WordPress app at all. After much Googling and a few go-rounds with my hosting provider, I had a solution that involved disabling ModSecurity but even that failed to be a long term fix. I mean, who wants to disable anything that has Security in it?

So for the 10 millionth time I stretched out pleading arms to Google and voila! This Topic turned up on the ios.forums.wordpress.org site. Using all the right words the OP asks the right questions an get the right answers.

Hello,
I’m having some troubles with the XMLRPC requestes that the iOS app generates. I manage a WordPress 4.1.1 set as a Network install.

My hosting company has the ModSecurity activated and, for that reason, it blocks every time the users that have the App:
Message: Access denied with code 403, [Rule: ‘user:bf_block’ ‘@gt 0’] [id “117”] [msg “IP address blocked for 5 minutes. More than 2 XMLRPC POST requests within 60 seconds.”] [severity “WARNING”] [MatchedString “1”]

My question is: is it possible to limit the amount of XMLRPC requests if someone only open the stats page (and not, for example, the Post or Comments page)?
Or, better, limit the XMLRPC requests only if the user opens the Post, Page or Comments pages?

Thank you in advance,
Gabriele

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After browsing some other topics, I figure out that the issue comes from the latest App version that makes too many XML-RPC requests that are interpreted as a potential attack and blocked.

The block works at IP level and that’s the reason why if you use WiFi for example, you won’t be able to connect to your website anymore (you see 403 or 406 errors).

At the moment the only possible solutions are uninstalling the App or temporary disabling the ModSecurity, waiting for a solution for the App developers.

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Hi Gabriele

More than 2 XMLRPC POST requests within 60 seconds.

That is a ridiculously low limit. Who is your hosting company?

You might also try the steps in this FAQ to rename your xmlrpc.php file and avoid triggering the block.

Right there, in the FAQ, that I couldn’t find in any of my previous attempts is the answer:

  1. My Host Blocks XML-RPC Access! How do I fix that?
    1. Rename your xmlrpc.php file to something different, but only change it after the ‘xmlrpc’. Ex: xmlrpc_wp.php.
    2. Install this plugin. (Rename XMLRPC By Jorge Bernal)
    3. Read the installation instructions and activate it.
    4. Remove your blog from the app and add it back again.

And now, for now, all is golden. I guess even in this age of the internet and instant info, the maxim of “Try, try again…” is still in force.

Because someone recently said

George once said to me and I quote

He said, “Never wait or hesitate
Get in kid before it’s too late
You may never get another chance”

“‘Cause youth’s a mask but it don’t last
Live it long and live it fast”
Georgie was a friend of mine

—The Killing of Georgie, Rod Stewart (1976)

I loved that song from the first moment I heard it. It was on my brother’s album “A Night on the Town,” which incidentally was my young adult self’s favourite ‘romantic’ album (it had a fast side and a slow side and featured Tonight’s the Night…).

Rod_Stewart_-_A_Night_On_The_Town

The song as a whole is a lovely ballad about the narrator’s gay friend and his tragic end, but I’ve always loved the sentiment of the last verses…

A 70 year-old gentleman said something similar to me yesterday. His comment was a bit regret-filled…

Cutting, Horses

The hardest working horses in town! I’ve seen working horses all my life, but nothing but nothing is as a smart, graceful and powerful as a great cutting horse. Just watch his eyes, he can read a calf’s mind and move before the calf does. For those you don’t know, the rider’s job is to hold on… this is all horse.

Go to youtube and search for more and you will find tons of videos. And if you are like me you won’t be able to stop watching. I have long admired the cutting horse but am in no way ever tempted to actually get on one. One trip around the barrels on a professional barrel horse cured me of that in my 20s. You need to be a world class athlete just to stay on the damn things 🙂

Risk and Reward

As we all should know there was a total Solar eclipse on March 20th, 2015. Apparently the best place to see it was from the Faroe Islands. Apparently a local band took a chance and decided to film a live music video (see below).

It is this kind of thing I so admire as I am usually too pessimistic and risk averse to attempt anything of the sort. Yup, I am that guy. The number of things that could have gone wrong boggles. The weather could have been bad: rain, high winds, cloud, a freak tsunami! And there could have been people on their shooting location, the eclipse could have occurred at a bad camera angle, their camera could have broken, the filters could have been wrong, the timing could be messed up…I could go on for hours. It seems like a recipe for total disaster. <shudder>

Sometimes I wonder how I ever got into such a risk-filled profession like print design and production:  ink absorption, colour shifts, postscript errors, registration issues… aargh!

Anyway… enjoy!

During the total solar eclipse on March 20th, 2015, the Faroese doom metal band Hamferð took the opportunity to shoot a creative live music video for their song “Deyðir Varðar” from a mountain in the Faroe Islands. It’s a 6 minute 36 second video in which the world goes completely dark and the total eclipse can be clearly seen in the background.
petapixel.com

Rosanna… But not Toto’s

Leslie has drug me off ter the muzak hall to hears some country muzak. ‘Parently that there Rosanne Cash is’a playin’ t’night. Oughtta be a right gud time.

Well. Not too bad. Of course she played her new album in its entirety. Huh.

2nd half she sang a lot of her old ones. And hardly ruined any 🙂 All in all not too bad.

You make my pants…

Don’t over-think this but I have a soft spot for two different kinds of movies. It’s inevitable if I am channel surfing that I will pause on any movie featuring either football or dance and watch the rest of it regardless of where we are in the plot. I have no idea why… of all the major sports, I know — or care — the least about football. It’s probably something deep and psychosis related.

But dance movies… well let’s just say in an alternate universe I was/will be a dancer. Even a small dance scene is such an expression of joy that I almost always get carried away in it. And this little compilation makes me smile and gives me a whole bunch of movies to look out for.

Gotta dance…

It seems these compilations are becoming a new meme but I appreciated this one a lot more than the “Women kicking butt” one I saw a few weeks ago.

Movies used:

0:04 Silver Linings Playbook
0:06 Reality Bites
0:08 Something Borrowed
0:12 Love Actually
0:15 Charlie’s Angels
0:17 Dirty Dancing
0:20 Big
0:23 Reservoir Dogs
0:25 American Beauty
0:27 Happy Feet 2
0:29 13 going on 30
0:31 Slumdog Millionaire
0:33 Save the Last Dance
0:37 Alice in Wonderland
0:40 Kick-Ass
0:42 Pulp Fiction
0:44 (500) Days of Summer
0:46 Flashdance
0:48 This Is the End
0:51 Grease
0:53 Intouchables (French movie)
0:57 Tangled
1:00 The Replacements
1:02 Pride (UK movie)
1:05 Blue Valentine
1:07 The Wolf of Wall Street
1:10 Grind
1:11 Ted
1:13 Beetlejuice
1:14 American Pie
1:16 Blast from the Past
1:17 King of New York
1:19 Clerks II
1:21 The Mask
1:23 Mamma Mia!
1:25 New Year’s Eve
1:27 The Proposal
1:29 American Pie: The Wedding
1:30 Footloose
1:32 Magic Mike
1:34 Get Smart
1:36 West Side Story
1:38 Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
1:39 Scary Movie
1:41 The 40 Year Old Virgin
1:44 Hitch
1:47 Risky Business
1:49 The Breakfast Club
1:53 Penguins of Madagascar
1:55 Mermaids
1:57 Nothing to Lose
2:01 Billy Elliot
2:04 Shall We Dance
2:06 Hairspray
2:08 Napoleon Dynamite
2:10 Puss in Boots
2:12 She’s All That
2:14 The Heat
2:16 Rush Hour
2:19 West Side Story
2:21 A Night at the Roxbury
2:23 Burn after Reading
2:25 Step Up
2:27 Dirty Dancing
2:28 The Sound of Music
2:30 Silver Linings Playbook
2:32 The Ugly Truth
2:35 Scent of a Woman
2:38 Beauty and the Beast
2:40 Pretty in Pink
2:42 Grease
2:43 The Perks of Being a Wallflower
2:45 Along came Polly
2:47 White Nights
2:49 Cry Baby
2:51 Tropic Thunder
2:53 The Blues Brothers
2:55 Mary Poppins
2:57 Footloose (2011)
2:59 Friends with Benefits
3:00 The Sweetest Thing
3:02 Coyote Ugly
3:04 Saturday Night Fever
3:06 Center Stage
3:08 Rock of Ages
3:10 Little Miss Sunshine
3:12 Disaster Movie
3:14 Bring it on?

Cartophilia

I have long been a lover of maps. They show relationships, history, demographics and where you are in relation to everyone else and myriad other things as well. Maps are cool.

I came across this awesome map the other day that combines the whimsicalness of old maps and our penchant for connectivity and online-ness. It struck my irony bone…

submarine-cable-map-2015-l
www.sciencealert.com/beautiful-map-shows-the-mind-boggling-extent-of-our-underwater-internet-cables

“This year’s map pays tribute to the pioneering mapmakers of the Age of Discovery, incorporating elements of medieval and renaissance cartography,” the company states on its website. “In addition to serving as navigational aids, maps from this era were highly sought-after works of art, often adorned with fanciful illustrations of real and imagined dangers at sea. Such embellishments largely disappeared in the early 1600s, pushing modern map design into a purely functional direction.”

This is a company that takes a relatively boring profession of supplying cables and markets it to the masses by appealing to wonder and amazement. They truly are impressive engineering feats. and its good to use old technologies to try and illuminate where the world is now. I’s love to get one…

interactive-cable-map

This one is interactive!