One Thousand
1000 … mille … eintausend … mil …
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Well that’s that. I just hit the 1000 book mark in my ebook library. The lucky winner was Stanislaw Lew’s Cyberiad which I acquired after a recommendation from book #996: Busy Doing Nothing: 51 days from Japan to Canada by Rekka Bellum & Devine Lu Linvega.
I haven’t read it yet—my to-be-read pile is unfortunately starting to grow again, but hopefully I won’t let it get out of control again.
I have only been collecting ebooks since ~2010, so the fact that it surpasses my 862 paperbacks that I have been collecting since my teens is, well, remarkable. I guess it doesn’t hurt that a bunch are open source and some were free.
Anyway, there you have it: the beginning of my second thousand…
Rabbit waves
This just tickled me. More about Rekka and Devine later…
In Japanese, the word for waves is nami, we’ve often heard the term nami usagi, or rabbit waves. This is a perfect way to describe the ocean, full of rabbit waves.
Back in the saddle again
Or, I suppose, “Back at the helm once more…”
Three years (minus about 3 weeks) since we’ve seen our boat. I have to admit it was a a bit of a shock as, unlike when we purchased it, the rosy glow had worn off and she looked a bit more… well… her age.
Luckily it didn’t take long for the critical eye to go take a header off the starboard side and we nice more settled into the happy, familiar and comfortable home away from home we remembered. Still, there is a lot of brightwork that needs attending to and the canvas is a bit too green for my taste.
Where are we now?
I am writing this post pretty much real time because we are back at the marina. Here’s a rundown of the first few days:
Wednesday: flight and ferry ride in and a quick grocery shop to tide us over one night (coffee, breakfast etc.)
Thursday: Our new main showed up so we put that up. Then we hauled our stuff out of storage, L prepped her class and taught. Pub for dinner.
Friday: Still pretty worn out. We finally did a big shop. Stopped to book a rental car and chilled at dock with a lovely ribeye steak for dinner.
Saturday: Walked up the hill in the rain to pick up the rental car and drove to Alberni. We stopped in Cathedral Grove to enjoy some rainforest, visited L’s Mom and brother and then headed back.
Sunday:
Finally time to cast off! We started the engine and … lo and behold … no tach (or engine hours). Sigh. So we called in, made arrangements to come back the next day and headed out to sail around Protection Island for fun.
There was a south wind and we need to make a greater than 90° turn into the wind, so that wasn’t particularly auspicious or convenient and on top of that NYCSS’s chase boat Gotcha was tied up just off our bow — so there was no room for error. So we walked the midship down to the end of the dock with a long line on the bow so we could swing it south into the wind.
A friendly neighbourhood Dutchman gave us a hand when we needed it and we managed to get the boat pivoted without hitting anything or impaling our hull on the end of the dock. And then we were off.
We headed out into 10–15 knots and unfurled the (brand new to us but it had been used by a previous charter) jib, killed the engine and sailed peacefully along slowly regaining our sealegs and more importantly our sea brains. After about a half hour we tacked back to shore and, as the wind was down to 8 knots or so, finally rolled out the main for the very first time. Crisp. Very, very crisp. 🙂
Then the wind started to play mind games. Between the various islands and inlets and big cargo ships at anchor we were sailing in wind that literally rotated 180° in less than a minute and dropped from 10 knots to 2 knots and back up again in the same time frame. Great practice and more than a little frustrating. But we toughed it out and didn’t resort to the engine even though our speed through the water was 0 knots more than once.
Eventually we emerged from behind Gabriola, caught the outflow from Northumberland channel and had a lovely beam reach into the harbour, dodging ferries all the way. We sailed into the anchorage, dropped anchor and settled in for the night.
Around 8:30 pm we heard a thump on the hull and a scruffy young fellow who was living in a nearby anchored boat somewhat belligerently stated we were anchored too close (we weren’t) and kept passive aggressively stating he didn’t care but he needed a new paint job so it was up to us. I tried all of 2 minutes to convince him it was all good and then said we were happy to move if that’s what he wanted. Repeat statement about paint. Sigh…I think he is going to be very unhappy camper when summer comes and the anchorage is actually busy. Speaking of which, it was empty. As far as I could tell there were one or two other transient boats at anchor and the rest were permanent or permanent moorages.
So we pulled anchor and decided just to grab a mooring ball rather than fuss with the anchor. Only one other person moored as well. And then it was back to Jeeves and Wooster.
Monday (today):
So we woke up to rain and cold (around 11°C) and I decided to fire up the heater. We had tested it at dock and it worked fine but now it just wouldn’t fire up. I really really hate that thing. Anyway I figured out the error code was low voltage so I tried firing it up with the engine running and it finally caught. I let the engine run for 10 minutes before shutting it down and the heater kept running fine. I suspect new batteries are in our future.
Then it was back to our slip (with the wind from the north which makes it way easier and Rob was there on dock to diagnose the tach problem. Which was a disconnected wire. Easy peasy.
We headed up the chandlery and bought some canvas cleaner and a new fender, picked up our old chartplotter to see if I could repair it and settled in to wait out the rain.
It’s still a crap day and we missed slack Dodd Narrows, so the decision is we will charge up the batteries and take off tomorrow morning. I will update this all again when we hit Victoria after Saturday. Probably it make it more intersting too, with details and stuff and actual drama and storyline and… then again, maybe not.
Regardless, its good to be back.
—Bruce #Cruising
Sunday Poem Day
Hiatus
As the long grey knobbly shape
Slips below the green water wake
The air is filled with a misty blow
As first hump then bump disturb the flow
Its great trillium-shaped banner suddenly flies
And rises up, and salutes the sky
Then slowly, sinks, beneath the surface
Pursuing that behemoth’s lonely purpose
Aeons and miles, down deep and far away
Is, for now, where she will stay
To live a different sort of life
On hiatus
War, huh
I really don’t understand war these days. Or more specifically I don’t understand people’s attitude towards war. Or even more specifically I don’t understand the reactions of people (read “my fellow Canadians”) to the Ukrainian conflict and its economic reality.
A lot of it is the obvious euro-centrism that seems to privilege the death and destruction in the Ukraine over, let’s say, Bosnia or Palestine, but even more of it is the apparent complete cluelessness of observers and commentators to the economics of modern war in relation to the outcomes. This stuff is expensive. And its utility is often limited by training—sometimes extremely so (just look at what is happening to the poorly trained Russian forces). And we just don’t have a lot of anything.
Take the airforce for example. In late WW II the Canadian Air force had multiple thousands of fighters and bombers in its inventory. By the mid 60s (and still in the height of the cold war) it had little more than a 1000 fighters and by the 80s it consisted of around a 100 CF-18 Hornets. And the new plan is to acquire something like the modern F-35… but only 88 of them. Why? It’s expensive. Very expensive. And in peacetime spending money on the military doesn’t play well anywhere except the U.S. Not to mention the investment in training and materiels—I met a soldier once who told me there weren’t even allowed to fire live rounds from their rifles for a lot of their training…because it’s expensive.
The point
Which brings us to what I think is the “stupid human trick” of the week. Trudeau had stated that he would send artillery to help the Ukrainians. This quote from the original article:
Both Perry and Leslie said they suspect Canada’s likeliest option for Ukrainian military aid is the M777 howitzer, which fires a 155mm shell.
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Canada currently has 37 M777s, though it’s not clear how many would be sent to Ukraine.
—https://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/canada-ukraine-artillery-1.6426132
A M777 is worth ~$830,000. The pundits in the article go on to speculate:
Leslie said Canada could focus on Ukraine’s request for armoured vehicles by sending 50 light armoured transports, known as LAVs.
“They have a remarkable gun on them and they do a lot of useful work,” Leslie said. “And right now, Ukraine needs them more than we do.”
This from our inventory of around 650. “The original cost of an operational LAV III ranged from $ 1-4 Million depending upon the configuration. ” (—https://www.veterans.gc.ca/eng/remembrance/memorials/national-inventory-canadian-memorials/details/10210)
So what? you ask. Well here is an interesting infographic about Russian losses in the Ukraine (Note: it is from Ukrainian sources so the numbers might be exaggerated, but you get the idea.)
—https://twitter.com/simongerman600/status/1517504759581790208
So ya. 5o LAVs (50-200 million dollars worth) or a maybe a dozen artillery pieces (at 4.1 million dollars) ain’t no drop in the bucket in a country that lets it’s servicemen fly around in decades-old planes and float on even older warships. And in a conflict where the Russians have already lost more inventory than Canada owns, you gotta think it won’t last too long.
So anyone thinks we are “lending” our support they should probably think again. What we are doing (and btw, I in no way object to the plan) is giving a significant chunk of our own military materiel away, never to be seen again, and given the history of Canadian military spending over the last 40 years, very unlikely to be replaced. I just wish people would clue in to the long-term realities of the modern military scene. We should either be in it to win it, equip our personnel with current, useful, safe equipment regardless of the cost; or just get out of the war game all together and rely on the Americans or go Swiss or something. Every friggin’ election we elect a government (it doesn’t matter which stripe, the Cons are just as bad as the Libs etc.) that are afraid to spend appropriately for fear of offending the voters. And then next thing you know we are giving away what little we have because, well, our euro brothers and sisters in spirit, the Ukrainians, need it and the voters are all full of the feels.
If you can’t tell it ticks me off me just a bit.
Update
It seems we are sending 4 artillery pieces along with:
One of three defence sources said the package included a number of precision-guided Excalibur rounds left over from the Afghan war. The GPS-guided shells are worth about $112,000 US per round.
—https://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/ukraine-m777-howitzer-russia-heavy-artillery-1.6427762
“Retired lieutenant-general Andrew Leslie says the federal government should quickly replace any military equipment it gives to Ukraine.”
Right. Sure.
Easter Sunday Poem Day
Bad bunny
Bad bad bunny
Black hat tilted between his ears
Squinty eyes and silver spurs
He’s the one the coyote fears
Just that icy chill which he confers
Sleek and dangerous
The doe-eyed girls agree
Bad ass bunny
Come to steal your eggs
He’s as bad
as a bunny could be
So when easter comes
and you search for chocolate to fill your tums
Watch out for the dark corners
Or a sudden silver flash
And keep an eye out as you compete
If you want to keep your treats.
Saturday day
Not much to say today. — source
Sunday Poem Day
Loud
Do you know what is loud?
Fire engines with sirens are loud.
Do you know what is Loud?
Motorcycles with bad mufflers are Loud.
Do you know what is LOUD?
Geese.
Canada Geese.
Canada Geese are LOUD!
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Canada Geese in the spring,
sitting on roofs,
drifting by in the sky,
landing on lakes.
Even in the dark,
at 4 in the morn.
Honk, honk, HONK, HONK, Honk, honk
Shhhhhh. Stupid geese.
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Do you know what is QUIET?
Goose eggs are quiet.
Do you know what is Quiet?
Goslings are quiet.
Do you know what is quiet?
Baby geese.
Cheep, cheep, cheep
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I wonder what happens to them?
Stupid Human Tricks Saturday
Love him or hate him there really is no denying that Kenney has a bone to pick with graphic designers. First there was that fiasco with the War Room logo

…and a few other examples of incredibly bad design along the way. But the latest “outrage” is this beauty. I know to you non-designers it may just be a meh example of a sign but it almost feels like he went out of the way to break every single rule of graphic design. I don’t know, maybe a designer whacked him with a Pantone book when he was a kid? Anyway, it’s a profession for a reason Jason, please just spend a little money on your comms? Please?
Oh, and the mockery amongst the community included this little gem if you are wondering one of the reasons we find it so hideous 🙂 :
From the DM’s…
UCP Comms: “Hey Jason, we know what we need to do to win the hearts and minds of central Albertans…”
Kenney – “What’s that?”
UCP Comms – ALL THE FOOOOOOOOOOOOONTS!!!!!
Sunday Poetry
Bun was a bunny.
Tig was a tiger.
Sharky was a pup
and Bull was a dog.
Leo is a lion.
El is an elephant.
Ox is a horse
and Hawk was a hamster
and Kat is a cat,
of course.









