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I’m not old but my best friend is,
His mini van is full of kids.
I love to rock, he tends bowl,
I’m not old but my best friend is,

Turn it up, crank that sound,
I still want the baddest stereo around.
Don’t give me no blues, no jazz, no soul.
Just good old fashioned loud rock and roll.
Don’t let me worry about bills or politicians.
Don’t confuse my life with some god-filled mission.
My friend he thinks that kids need to be mastered,
but I still remember him totally fu’ in plastered.

I’m not old but my best friend is,
His life is filled by doin biz.
I wanna kick back, he’s worried about taxes ,
I’m not old but my best friend is.

I’m still checkin’ out both old and young ‘uns,
His old lady’s nagging to pick up wheat buns.
I just p’wned his kids at Legendary Halo
while he cracked a brew and reminisced about Mario.
I’ve got plans to escape the mob,
screw the boss and fuck the job.
He wants a review and a salary hike,
so he can afford his mid life crisis, Harley bike.

I’m not old but my best friend is,
He’s planning for tomorrow, whenever that is
I’m thinking if I use that cash, a new guitar will kick fu’ in ass.
I’m not old but my best friend is.

I’m not old but my best friend is.
I stopped counting at 20 cause life just is.

I’m not old but my best friend is.
He’s always got point and it’s always his.

I’m not old but my best friend is.
Maybe tomorrow, or another time that is.

copyright B Timothy Keith

Ok so it took more like 6 minutes…I’m still perfecting the system…

Three fates
Three gods
Three states
Three sods

Two days
Two nights
Two ways
Two sights

Write a poem, write a novel
About three things

Await return, await the quorum
Two is not enough

On occasion of being incomplete

Other people make me happy.
Other people bother me.
Other people are loud.
Other people make things easier.

Other people ruin things.
Other people solve my problems.
Other people support me.
Other people get in the way.

Sometimes other people drive me crazy.
I really couldn’t be alone.

communication
2 way
transmission
word play
determination
you say?
affiliation
my way
aggravation
new grey
resignation
today