• Mondays. Nuff said. #
• Apparently my happy place is 5 pitches up a mountain on a rainy day. Contented Sigh #
• Fix problems. Do good. Screw the rest of it. #
• When Fridays become Mondays, you know the end is near. Hopefully though Monday will now be Tuesday! #
• Go Brawn! #
• The miraculous power of French pinot can ensure sleep, happiness and relaxation. They should bottle that stuff. #

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• Yoga. Breathe. Stretch. Hurt. Breathe. #
• I can handle people (mostly) or computers (generally) but both in one day… come on…! #
• Welcome all y’all Al #
• Is today the day you make that big mistake? Is today the day you finally f_ck up? Is today the… oh screw that noise! Giv’er till ya puke. #
• I am what I am, not what I think I should be. Is that better or worse than the ‘thoughtful’? Frankly I’ve never before given it a thought. #
• Today they woke up and saw the tomb was empty. And they said you’d never need a Zombie plan! “Brains…” #
• At the carwash. Editorial done. Wow, np more work till tomorrow! #

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• At what point does doing your job and being rewarded for your job become a point of conflict? #
• When I don’t want to write, I tend to avoid it by not writing. It’s a simple system, but it works for me. #
• Competition: makes me work harder even if I don’t care (really!) #
• If time is relative, then I like my relatives better than yours. #

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• http://tinyurl.com/cl2nt3 Somebody call Alanis…This is ironic… I think? #
• Mornings, huh. What are they good for? Absolutely nothing… say it again. #
• Some of us do the small things and the big things. Some never even get the connection. #
• What exists in the gap between where your responsibilities ends and mine begins? #

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• Finish what you start. Or get out of the damn kitchen. #
• Human resource policies are the shit; and I mean that in the scatlogical way… #
• Personal tweets. Impersonal thinking. #
• Confrontation is inevitabley less stressful than avoiding confrontation. It just seems more uncertain. #
• Beer is the end-of-the-week reward that ensures it’s the end of the week. #
• Next week: a comedy about serial killers. This week: crazy Spanish women. Ain’t theatre a hoot. #

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• The most you can do about other people is wish they weren’t… so why not just wish they were. #
• Planning is a BIG part; dammit! #
• Bruce’s Computer Law: the damn things break after the backups go South, and not a minute before. #
• When something goes wrong: suck it up. Even if it’s not your fault you have to deal with it anyway; so try to do it with a smile on your… #
• Surgery sucks. Having to think after surgery sucks more. (Being nice is hard too.) #
• “You are a twit.” Not very professional, but often appropriate. #
• If the boss says something is easy and it’s not, does that obligate you to meet the boss’s schedule or to adjust his expectations? #
• L works hard in a climbing gym. http://twitpic.com/24hvx #

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• The most you can do about other people is wish they weren’t… so why not just wish they were. #
• Planning is a BIG part; dammit! #
• Bruce’s Computer Law: the damn things break after the backups go South, and not a minute before. #
• When something goes wrong: suck it up. Even if it’s not your fault you have to deal with it anyway; so try to do it with a smile on your… #
• Surgery sucks. Having to think after surgery sucks more. (Being nice is hard too.) #
• “You are a twit.” Not very professional, but often appropriate. #
• If the boss says something is easy and it’s not, does that obligate you to meet the boss’s schedule or to adjust his expectations? #
• L works hard in a climbing gym. http://twitpic.com/24hvx #

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• The most you can do about other people is wish they weren’t… so why not just wish they were. #
• Planning is a BIG part; dammit! #
• Bruce’s Computer Law: the damn things break after the backups go South, and not a minute before. #
• When something goes wrong: suck it up. Even if it’s not your fault you have to deal with it anyway; so try to do it with a smile on your… #
• Surgery sucks. Having to think after surgery sucks more. (Being nice is hard too.) #
• “You are a twit.” Not very professional, but often appropriate. #
• If the boss says something is easy and it’s not, does that obligate you to meet the boss’s schedule or to adjust his expectations? #
• L works hard in a climbing gym. http://twitpic.com/24hvx #

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• Idea theft: if the idea gets out then who really cares #
• The sum total of wisdom comes down to one thing: do the right thing, at the right time. #
• Know thyself. Seriously, why is that so hard for people? #
• Microsoft licensing sucks. Period. #

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• Tuesday is the first work day of the week. Monday is really just cleanup. #
• Teaching from a position of subordination sucks. #
• Dentists: a great business model that a retail operation only dreams of. #
• Age, like temperature, is beat gauged by what your body tells you. Stupid body. #
• Management: teach, delegate, follow up #

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