Category: Daily Doggerel
Leslie writes a poem
Right Wing Poetry
by laVermeer
Newt Newt
He’s our man
No one does it
Like he can
But what word
Rhymes with Gingrich
I’m pretty sure
It’s not in English.
Late
Late with an excuse is
Still late
Late without reason is
Also late
Late making others late is
Really late
Late is
Late
— Posted a la iPhone
Really, I am listening…
Oh Boy
Another meeting
can I run
O joy
Hear their bleating
so much fun
Destroy
All my brain cells
pass the gun
Recovered from a notebook
The rain falls
Gravity rules
But the rain should laugh
Why be serious
Serious Drivel
She contemplates the words
As they scroll
Across and down
The meaning is profound
What, when, where, why
The subtext provokes.
She emits a sigh
Poetry is motion
but words remain still
How can we enjoy that
which is static and chill
I know not the answer
I can’t scan the line
But music is her poetry
Her rhythm, her rhyme
For Al, wherever she may be
More poetry for Al
Allia
fuck off…
that was just for you…
8:45pmBruce
fuck is a word
really quite absurd
misused and misheard
8:45pmAllia
omfg…
8:45pmBruce
gives my parents a bird
Fuck is a verb
8:45pmAllia
ha ha. douche.
8:45pmBruce
of quality and verve
8:45pmAllia
stop it.
8:45pmBruce
ah fuck
what a word
A Limerick for the poetically hopeless
There once was a girl who was mean
And other’s verse made her oh so green
8:39pmAllia
oh brother…i need to go pack.
8:39pmBruce
She mocked and she berated
Those wordsmiths she hated
8:40pmAllia
keep going…
8:40pmBruce
But in the end she actually became keen
Fading
Fading
Time fades
Memory fades
Thoughts fade
Clarity fades
Vision fades
Certainties fade
Your mind fades
Your view loses focus
Your connections unravel
Sometimes you wonder,
why
on occasion of realizing my brain is screwed and I can no longer type or write coherently
— Post From My iPod
Alliteration
If the man does not
Run the end cannot come
Couches
and floors

When is couch not a floor
A place not kosher to snore
Are pillows and blankets
Reserved for the young sets
Lolling and gazing together through the night
Protecting and appeasing the media’s might
It’s important to remember the videos’ sting
When attempting to relax neath the propaganda’s ring
So try to avoid the comfie soft cushions
And stick to the basic floor-like solutions
But don’t be afraid of lying in comfort
Cause it’s not always good to be sore when yur inert.
Apparently poetry and mobile blogging don’t mix. Man that was a stinker!
— Posted From My iPod