Category: Daily Doggerel
Poem Day: Her Day
Animal Friends on a Hop-Happy Day
Tim is a scruffy rabbit
who nibbles on the ratty lawn.
And he’s got special, special friend
by the sunny name of Dawn.
And Dawn’s got another friend,
a clever grey squirrel named Anne.
From high atop the biggest tree,
she’s Dawn’s second biggest fan.
And far, far, far overhead,
flies a daffy mallard named Alexander.
He’ll often say nice things about Dawn
but it’s usually a back-hander.
And as she’s just a tiny fawn,
Dawn is generally quite shy.
Sooo quiet, and timid, and wary,
that brash Tim will often sigh:
Come out, come out from that shrub!
It’s time for us to play!
Let’s romp though the grassy fields
because it’s your special, special day.
And sometimes on those special days,
shyly, slyly smiling, out she’ll come.
And Anne and Tim and Alex and Dawn,
through the world they’ll run.
But sometime she won’t,
and that’s also okay,
because they all know
there’ll always be another day.
And that day,
will be
Dawn’s
special, special day.
Sunday: Dogs a’ barkin’
Bark bark
Bark bark bark,
Bark bark bark
Bark bark bark, bark bark bark
Bark bark bark
bark
Dog code
Secret mode
Fence line toed
Stranger near
Have no fear
Dog is here
Bark
Sunday Cats
Toes are many things
Long or short, hairy, or with warts
Unadorned or sporting rings
Often sporting colours of all sorts.
A toe’s big job is to keep you up-right
But when you stub your favourite toe
On that table leg just out of sight
We know that you’ll also scream with woe.
But all in all, your toe’s a friend
Something faithful, loyal
That you can count on in the end
That treats you right royal.
But if you are a ferocious cat
A sharp-toothed predator bursting with fight
When seeking prey, they are all of that,
But in addition,
Toes are
something
to bite
Sunday Salad
Do you like to say arugula?
I do.
Ah-roooo-ga-la!
I also like to say synecdoche,
even though I don’t know how.
Ah-roooo-gala.
There I said it again.
Sin eck doh key
Rhymes with me.
And I like to say arugula.
You should too.
Sunday Dawg Day
Nature vs Nurture
Bouncy fluffy farmer’s pup
Fluffy bouncy baby sheep
Charging round the busy yard
Round the guarded field he leaps
Chasing angry butterflies
Head butting bossy relations
Unaware of their destinies
Or their impending integration
Dog & Sheep
Sheep & Dog
Alas friendship is not to be
For each will have a job to do
Sheep
Dog
Sheepdog
Ya, ya… it’s still morning and I’m not yet awake. It was better in my head. But it fulfils the remit of “poem” so there…
Sunday Poem Day
Seeing Spots
Ferocious cloud leopard
hidden in the rocks
Invisible predator
silent and deadly
creep
creep
creep
creep
An explosion
of ferocity
Escape is impossible
entwined bodies roll and writhe
The prey is vanquished
Then Mama rises
knocking her kitten to the ground
Her long rough tongue
caresses the successful offspring
Learning to hunt is hard work.
A quick limer-ick!
The fella woke up with a bad cold,
It made him feel simply old.
With his head full of stuff
and feeling downright rough,
His blog thoughts were likely to go untold.
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Images
Images
On any blank canvas
Black and empty,
As the night sky
Can never be
A picture forms
I sketch my dreams
An image’s displayed
Reality undissolves
My idea resolves
The dream becomes
Their story unfolds
A, this, new idea
I, we, see the form
on a formless stage
Perceive the substance
on some insubstantial page
Once the midnight void
Invites sub-particular light
Then can raindrops reign
And there can/will be no night
On occasion of a cat sleeping on my arms
A 30 Sec Poem
A man and bear
Wrestled with care
So no one was hurt
Although said bear was soon curt
After the blows were complete
And all rose up to their feet
The ursine sat upon his chair
And lamented the missing patch of hair.
On occasion of wrasslin’ design bears…
Tundra
Austin stared at the vast, bleak emptiness and shuddered.
Forbidding. Paralyzing. Insurmountable. His mind churned out descriptor after descriptor like oozing blobs of meat from Mr. Zagorski’s ancient meat grinder. Ferocious, empty, indomitable, hopeless, desolate, foreboding, dire — words continued to froth forth, filling his mind with a picture and purpose but no actual solution emerged. No action sprang to the forefront. No instrument presented itself.
Time was ticking by. Precious, unrecoverable time. Time that was the one commodity that he could no longer afford, nor buy, nor sell. Time was slipping and churning down that drain like water, carrying away the vestiges of his old life, scouring it clean and revealing his true self. The emptiness. And the time. The enemies before him. And he couldn’t turn away. There was no escape. Although he wasn’t surrounded, no matter which way he turned, the bleakness was there and the time still seeped away. The only escape was forward. The only true path to follow lay ahead.
All Austin need was a moment. A moment and an action. One brief beginning and let momentum break the trail.
It was cold. And that wasn’t going to change either. One way or another he was going to have to endure. Austin closed his eyes, thrust his narrow shoulders back, dropping them slowly and stretching to his full five foot nine. Begin, he murmured to himself. Just begin.
Wrapped in his own Ki, hopeful in his energy, Austin gathered all that he was into the moment. This moment. And opened his eyes, leaned into it and… slumped.
“I’ll never get this essay done on time.”
He grabbed another hand full of Bugles.