How to Buy a Boat or…
The Long, Sordid Tale of a Boy and a Boat
Part I
This is a cross post from my new boating blog. Several of the entries that I intend for the boat blog I will post here as well just for continuity’s sake. You can read the original here or just read this version. They will be identical. Long time readers of this blog will find very little new in this post. It is intended as a backgrounder for those who’ve never read about any of our adventures. Part II will start the tale of the new boat.
This tale rightfully begins in the spring of 2007, when on a whim I emailed Blue Pacific Yacht Charters and they said “Why yes, we will rent you a boat after a minimal amount of training.” I was flabbergasted and was immediately set on doing it. Zak, Leslie and I all requested our Competent Crew books from ISPA and Zak and I added the Day Skipper unit as well. We booked a boat (a Beneteau 393) for 8 days (4 with a skipper and 4 solo) and started studying. You can read about the adventure on my other blog.
The net result however, was while we enjoyed the trip, we received no certifications and had a bittersweet taste left in our (my) mouths. The idea of sailing was shelved. The idea of boating was not.
Boats overseas
Our next few holidays were in Europe on canal boats in France’s extensive canal system. It was a wonderful lifestyle and we thoroughly enjoyed each and every trip. Burgundy 2008, Bordeaux 2009 and Alsace Lorraine 2012. The only drawbacks was the cost of travel and hotels before and after each trip.
Somewhere during our last trip it occurred to me that the lifestyle we were enjoying (leisurely short hops from town to town in our floating hotel room) was not substantially different (minus the copious amounts of French wine) from cruising on BC’s coast. And the flights were much much cheaper. I vowed to look into it when we got back.
Power or Sail
So in 2013, for my 50th birthday, Leslie and I booked a week-long cruise and learn with Nanaimo Yacht Charters. I chose them because their rates were overall a bit lower, their services higher and they had a Power Cruise and Learn package that combined Competent Crew and Day Skipper. I also added the Coastal Navigation course to the mix. In the weeks leading up to the trip I (we) went through all three workbooks and took my PCOC online from the Canadian Power and Sail Squadrons (whom I highly recommend).
We spent a week aboard a Bayliner 3288 with instructor Tim Melville in the last week of April, learning the ins and outs of power boating and the Gulf Islands in spring. As I had thought, it had a lot in common with cruising the French canals but, obviously, it was a completely different experience with a whole new set of joys and worries. I enjoyed it thoroughly and it brought any idea of an easy choice between sailing vs powerboating into question.
In July we went back, this time with C. I had again booked Tim to take us on a week-long cruise and learn, this time sailing aboard a Dufour 38. And when that was done we would switch boats onto a Bayliner 3888, for a nice leisurely week to ourselves exploring the Gulf Islands. It was a hectic first week with so many new systems to learn but we each walked away with a ton of new knowledge. And the after cruise was just a lot of fun, complete with great food, winery visits and shopping in great little towns.
And when we got back to Nanaimo and I filled the 3888 up, the $550+ fuel bill finally convinced me I wanted to be a sailor.
Boat Show Fun
In January 2014, Leslie and I went to the Vancouver Boat Show. I had no intention of buying a boat but I definitely wanted crawl through some more and thought it would be a nice break. We had also been looking at property on Gabriola Island so it was a chance to go over there and tour some of the properties we had our eye on.
All in all the trip confirmed that we were not potential boat owners. We just didn’t have enough time to spend boating and, financially, we were better off chartering. But we saw a lot of great boats and talked to a bunch of brokers. All in all we learned a lot.
The biggest thing we encountered though, was the information that Cooper Boating was holding a flotilla to the Broughtons. This archipelago off the north part of Vancouver Island was separated from our normal cruising grounds by rapids and narrow passages and was not likely to be on my list of places to explore for many, many years. So the opportunity to have our hands held while we got to explore some spectacular cruising grounds was irresistible. As soon as we got home we booked the trip.
Flotilla Fun
We chose to charter a smaller boat and the only one available was in Vancouver; the flotilla was starting from Powell River. Cooper offered me a free day on each end to move the boat up and back myself, but after soliciting advice on a few boating forums, I realized that not only would it be a stressful trip, but I was also doing Cooper a favour and saving them the cost of a delivery skipper. So I declined.
A little later L and I talked it over and decided that we would take the boat up, but we would leave a week earlier and give ourselves a chance to settle in and review everything we had learned the previous year. It was an awesomely good choice and we got some great sailing in without having to worry about schedules.
And so mid-June, we set off for three weeks of sailing fun on the Shearwater, a Bavaria 33. It was everything we had hoped for, full of beautiful scenery, some great sailing and dolphins. And we met some great people, most especially Dave and Margaret off of R Shack Island.
Can’t Get Enough
I had wanted C to come on the flotilla, but she just couldn’t swing it. So when we got back, I immediately started planning another trip. R Shack had invited us to buddy boat with them later in the summer and so we worked through the logistics, booked a 40′ Beneteau from Nanaimo Yacht Charters and were soon off for 2 more weeks of cruising.
This time we headed up to Desolation Sound and hit all the hotspots under the guidance of the more experienced R Shack crew.
So after over 5 weeks on the water we had finally got comfortable with anchoring and sailing and remained only mildly terrified every time we had to bring the boat to the the dock. And I, for one, was totally addicted.
But it still didn’t make sense to buy a boat.
To be continued…
Pantone for Beginners
With wide adoption from the design and style industries, knowledge of the existence of the Pantone Matching colour system is much more widespread that it was years ago. But its original function is still a big part of my working life.
Printing (colour printing on a commercial printing press) is done with 4 colours of ink: Cyan (light blue), Magenta (red), Yellow, and Black. CMYK. The black is not strictly necessary but is used to create true blacks and to reduce the amount of ink laid down on paper. Using these 4 inks printing presses can create a huge gamut (range) of colours
Often though, the gamut is not enough and in special cases like branding, designers want a specific colour. Pantone created a colour matching system back in the 50s that is pretty much the industry standard using 13 base pigments (14 if you include black) to create an even larger, standard colour gamut. Thus if you want to recreate the orange used in Penguin Book’s logo, you could get a close approximation using 0% cyan, 60% magenta, 80% yellow, 0% black or an exact match if you specify a “5th” colour which is Pantone 1505 or PMS 1505.
It’s a lot like going to the paint store and getting a specific tint, except with inks. And it comes at a cost, as a lot of presses only have 4 colour units and so either have to run all the paper through the press again to get the 5th colour or you have to move to a bigger, more specialized press that has a 5th tower.
But the best thing about the Pantone system is the swatch books. I got a brand new set a few weeks ago for my work on T8N magazine. There are tons of variations but in my industry, there are two basic sets. The first is the CMYK process book, which allows you to see a given process colour (that’s CMYK) actually printed on paper. It comes with two sets: coated and uncoated. Coated paper is gloss or semi-gloss paper that has a coating of clay on it. This forces the ink to sit on top of the coating and is therefore sharper and brighter. Uncoated is more like the everyday bond we use and the inks soak into the paper and thus is a bit duller and not as bright. The variation between the two can be extreme in certain colour ranges.

PMS Coated and Uncoated comparison
The other set is the Formula Guides. This includes over a 1000 different ‘Pantone’ colours, with one swatchbook for uncoated and one for coated. If you stop and think about it, this means that the had to mix the 1100+ inks and then print them, 7 colours at a time, on each swatch in the book. No wonder the sets retail for hundreds of dollars.
Of course this is a simplified explanation and the variations and exceptions of using inks and paper are skills unto themselves.
Cool huh?
Images
Images
On any blank canvas
Black and empty,
As the night sky
Can never be
A picture forms
I sketch my dreams
An image’s displayed
Reality undissolves
My idea resolves
The dream becomes
Their story unfolds
A, this, new idea
I, we, see the form
on a formless stage
Perceive the substance
on some insubstantial page
Once the midnight void
Invites sub-particular light
Then can raindrops reign
And there can/will be no night
On occasion of a cat sleeping on my arms
Well, we did it…
We bought a boat. Offer made and accepted. We won’t hear about the survey and sea trials for another week or two and if the boat fails those or the previous owner is not willing to make good on any repairs or issues the surveyor finds then the deal can still be called off. Other than that, we bought a boat.
She is a 2003 Hunter 386. Because I am such a nerd I have already made a (temporary) boat website for her: The Chronicles of Laughing Baby and no, we aren’t going to name her Laughing Baby. You can check there for more images and a complete spec sheet.
The Laughing Baby comes from the wonderings and imaginings L, C and I have done over the past year or so about what if and what would you. Leslie settled pretty early on that she would name her boat Laughing Baby. So when we committed to this decision I, with some trepidation, asked her if she really wanted to name the boat Laughing Baby. She smiled and allowed how as she would be willing to just name the dinghy that and we could come up with a joint name for the mothership. We decided we would wait until we’ve sailed her a bit before we jump to any conclusions. You never know, maybe we will name her after our old basil plant…
So I did up a logo, built a quick WordPress site and now we have a place to put boating news.
And no, this isn’t an April Fools joke. We haven’t told many people so you, my loyal (and largely non-existent) readers, are among the first to know.
My cellphone sees…
More Maps
Generally clickbait (those links that say things like “2 dogs sat on a bench: You won’t believe what happened next!” or “Suzy was only 12—But this is how she amazed her parents!”) doesn’t interest me too much, although I have to admit there are some people who are damned good at it. But occasionally it actually engages me on a level I am genuinely interested in. Like maps.
And this week Vox.com post a link to 25 maps that explain English that really intrigued me so I soon found myself clicking away like catfish striking at a morsel of PB & J… (Actually I have no idea if catfish like PB & J, but in my imagination I think they would. They seem like that kind of fish.)
This was one of my favourite maps. Now I know where to be less freaked out about travelling to as I hate the idea of being one of those people that speaks English ‘louder’ to try and make myself understood. And, while I try, I suck at languages; just ask C about my ‘Italian’ accent. It might play into L’s hands though as she really, really wants to go to Sweden.
I also learned that a lot of the East coast of Britain used to be swamp, enough so that York and Cambridge looked to be almost coastal cities. I will have to look into it more as I find that concept utterly fascinating.
But I encourage you to visit the site and see all the cool maps and graphics that range from where the English language came from to where the major regional dialects are in the U.S. It’s really cool…
http://www.vox.com/2015/3/3/8053521/25-maps-that-explain-english
Books are Heavy
Well Leslie finally bullied me into buying shelves. I think it was sort of a quid pro quo. So the pile of books that have lived in our kitchen is now gone. There is an entire wall we have never seen before 🙂
A busy trip to Ikea, hundreds of hard-earned dollars and several knee wrecking hours later we had a bunch of shelves set up in the basement. We went for the deep Kallax units and angled them perpendicular to the wall so we could use both sides. 2 4 x 4 units with a 1 x 4 unit on top as well as two lower 2 x 2 units to act as a table and some spare shelves. You would have seen the Instagram image from a couple of days ago. I will likely have to make one more trip to Ikea for another unit or two but they are all down stairs now. Oh, my aching thighs…
And wow, is Leslie ever happy to see some old friends.
More book spaces in our condo:
My cellphone sees…
Missing Races
Back in 1997 or 98, I wandered over to Bill Hole’s house to watch qualifying with him between the staff orientation sessions. Qualifying for those of you who haven’t met me mean F1 qualifying. I had previously been mildly interested in F1 during the McLaren Honda years, although it more of a keeping-track-to chat-around-coffee type of thing.
And then, for one reason or another, being it sucking up to the boss, a genuine interest, or just to be ‘different’ from all my hockey-following friends I started to watch the F1 races.
For the first couple of seasons it was tough as I had an old VCR and generally resorted to getting up in the middle of the night to watch the European races. Eventually I got a PVR on my computer and it became a lot easier to record and watch qualifying and races. Since then I have watched religiously and the only time I have missed more than one race in a row was when we spent three weeks in Europe. While not a passion it was most definitely a hobby. As far as I know, Bill gave up watching the races years ago but I soldiered on.
And now I’ve missed the first two races of the 2015-16 season. Huh. Change is weird.
WordPress nonsense: Solved?
I have been having trouble using the WordPress app with my site. It gives me an error (NSXMLParserErrorDomain Error 111) and then locks me out of the site. So I have been unable to post using the WordPress app at all. After much Googling and a few go-rounds with my hosting provider, I had a solution that involved disabling ModSecurity but even that failed to be a long term fix. I mean, who wants to disable anything that has Security in it?
So for the 10 millionth time I stretched out pleading arms to Google and voila! This Topic turned up on the ios.forums.wordpress.org site. Using all the right words the OP asks the right questions an get the right answers.
Hello,
I’m having some troubles with the XMLRPC requestes that the iOS app generates. I manage a WordPress 4.1.1 set as a Network install.My hosting company has the ModSecurity activated and, for that reason, it blocks every time the users that have the App:
Message: Access denied with code 403, [Rule: ‘user:bf_block’ ‘@gt 0’] [id “117”] [msg “IP address blocked for 5 minutes. More than 2 XMLRPC POST requests within 60 seconds.”] [severity “WARNING”] [MatchedString “1”]My question is: is it possible to limit the amount of XMLRPC requests if someone only open the stats page (and not, for example, the Post or Comments page)?
Or, better, limit the XMLRPC requests only if the user opens the Post, Page or Comments pages?Thank you in advance,
Gabriele****
After browsing some other topics, I figure out that the issue comes from the latest App version that makes too many XML-RPC requests that are interpreted as a potential attack and blocked.
The block works at IP level and that’s the reason why if you use WiFi for example, you won’t be able to connect to your website anymore (you see 403 or 406 errors).
At the moment the only possible solutions are uninstalling the App or temporary disabling the ModSecurity, waiting for a solution for the App developers.
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Hi Gabriele
More than 2 XMLRPC POST requests within 60 seconds.
That is a ridiculously low limit. Who is your hosting company?
You might also try the steps in this FAQ to rename your xmlrpc.php file and avoid triggering the block.
Right there, in the FAQ, that I couldn’t find in any of my previous attempts is the answer:
- My Host Blocks XML-RPC Access! How do I fix that?
- Rename your xmlrpc.php file to something different, but only change it after the ‘xmlrpc’. Ex: xmlrpc_wp.php.
- Install this plugin. (Rename XMLRPC By Jorge Bernal)
- Read the installation instructions and activate it.
- Remove your blog from the app and add it back again.
And now, for now, all is golden. I guess even in this age of the internet and instant info, the maxim of “Try, try again…” is still in force.






















