Courtesy of a Facebook exchange with A

pedro the lion is so a puppet…Totally happy until he gets into the fermented gazelle blood and banana margaritas, and then he’s like so all over the chimps for being too bossy and gnawing on the giraffes cause they’re so uppity. And then Chiquita the lioness comes home and chews his ass out and he’s so “oh yah!” and then the neighbours complain and the warthog cops come and he’s gets his butt thrown in jail until Chiquita bails him out so apologetic-like, but you know she just wants something and then the stupid cubs tell him they wrecked his favorite bone and he smashes ’em one but then totally regrets it and the cheetahs rat him out so they take the cubs away and his boss finds out and he’s booted from the pride and …well…you know.

I really feel for poor Pedro…sigh