{"id":8822,"date":"2015-03-15T12:01:37","date_gmt":"2015-03-15T18:01:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/macblaze.ca\/?p=8822"},"modified":"2015-03-14T16:41:50","modified_gmt":"2015-03-14T22:41:50","slug":"a-30-sec-poem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/?p=8822","title":{"rendered":"A 30 Sec Poem"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A man and bear<br \/>\nWrestled with care<br \/>\nSo no one was hurt<br \/>\nAlthough said bear was soon curt<\/p>\n<p>After the blows were complete<br \/>\nAnd all rose up to their feet<br \/>\nThe ursine sat upon his chair<br \/>\nAnd lamented the missing patch of hair.<\/p>\n<p><em>On occasion of wrasslin&#8217; design bears&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man and bear Wrestled with care So no one was hurt Although said bear was soon curt After the blows were complete And all rose up to their feet The ursine sat upon his chair And lamented the missing patch of hair. On occasion of wrasslin&#8217; design bears&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8822"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8822"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8822\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8822"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8822"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8822"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}