{"id":8439,"date":"2015-02-05T10:10:43","date_gmt":"2015-02-05T17:10:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/macblaze.ca\/?p=8439"},"modified":"2015-02-02T09:58:24","modified_gmt":"2015-02-02T16:58:24","slug":"it-said-to-do-what","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/?p=8439","title":{"rendered":"It said to do what?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/macblaze.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/Shorts-Final.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-8420\" src=\"http:\/\/macblaze.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/Shorts-Final-150x97.png\" alt=\"Shorts-Final\" width=\"150\" height=\"97\" srcset=\"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/Shorts-Final-150x97.png 150w, https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/Shorts-Final-400x259.png 400w, https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/Shorts-Final.png 500w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Cryste, that hurt. Ok, I got it. What next?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The slender young man holding the book looked down at the screen and read &#8220;Turn the main flange tightening unit clockwise until it hits the safety stopper. Hey Boss, what&#8217;s clockwise?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Kavin was still rubbing his elbow\u00a0where he&#8217;d smashed it\u00a0into the outer casing, but he glanced up at his apprentice who was hanging off the main strut on his harness, dangling there like a gawky primate. &#8220;Don&#8217;t rightly know. I mean, turning clockwise is a turn to anti-sinster\u2014you should know that kid\u2014but what a clockwise actually is, well that&#8217;s beyond me.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;How come? I mean don&#8217;t they teach ya stuff like that when you become a Master?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Look kid. I can strip a modern generator unit down to nothing and rebuild it with my eyes closed, but this ancient shit is beyond anyone. They ain&#8217;t taught this stuff in hundreds of years. And who the hell cares why they couldn&#8217;t speak proper back then; that&#8217;s why books have dictionaries and translate functions.<\/p>\n<p>Now read me the next bit and make sure you got the tools ready. I&#8217;m tired of\u00a0this shit and my wings are about to fall off.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Cryste, that hurt. Ok, I got it. What next?&#8221; The slender young man holding the book looked down at the screen and read &#8220;Turn the main flange tightening unit clockwise until it hits the safety stopper. Hey Boss, what&#8217;s clockwise?&#8221; Kavin was still rubbing his elbow\u00a0where he&#8217;d smashed it\u00a0into the outer casing, but he glanced [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[96],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8439"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8439"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8439\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8439"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8439"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8439"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}