{"id":8320,"date":"2015-01-21T12:39:27","date_gmt":"2015-01-21T19:39:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/macblaze.ca\/?p=8320"},"modified":"2015-01-19T14:29:50","modified_gmt":"2015-01-19T21:29:50","slug":"bad-poetry-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/?p=8320","title":{"rendered":"Bad Poetry"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Limer-Licks<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>There once was a magazine crew,<br \/>\nWith a professional communicator or two,<br \/>\nOne always mumbled,<br \/>\nThe other&#8217;s lines crumbled,<br \/>\nAnd left\u00a0the point\u00a0all up to you.<\/p>\n<p>What\u00a0issued was often confused<br \/>\nAs dirty minds too much were used,<br \/>\nOh it wasn&#8217;t <em>his<\/em> fault,<br \/>\nHer mind\u00a0just wouldn&#8217;t halt,<br \/>\nTill\u00a0one and all&#8217;s ears were abused.<\/p>\n<p>So heed this cautionary tale,<br \/>\nAs\u00a0we track down\u00a0this pair in jail,<br \/>\nShe went\u00a0for offensive,<br \/>\nAnd found it expensive,<br \/>\nCause\u00a0he always mumbled\u00a0the details.<\/p>\n<p><em>\u2014On occasion of sending away the magazine<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Limer-Licks There once was a magazine crew, With a professional communicator or two, One always mumbled, The other&#8217;s lines crumbled, And left\u00a0the point\u00a0all up to you. What\u00a0issued was often confused As dirty minds too much were used, Oh it wasn&#8217;t his fault, Her mind\u00a0just wouldn&#8217;t halt, Till\u00a0one and all&#8217;s ears were abused. So heed this [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8320"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8320"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8320\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8320"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8320"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8320"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}