{"id":728,"date":"2009-09-02T17:35:11","date_gmt":"2009-09-02T23:35:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/macblaze.ca\/?p=728"},"modified":"2009-09-02T17:35:11","modified_gmt":"2009-09-02T23:35:11","slug":"why-i-write","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/?p=728","title":{"rendered":"Why I write"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Y I Right,<br \/>\nRight.<\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t sing<br \/>\nMy speechifying has no ring<br \/>\nMy wit lacks any zing.<\/p>\n<p>Painting leaves them sad<br \/>\nMy colours suck a tad<br \/>\nBrush strokes&#8230; well they&#8217;re bad.<\/p>\n<p>While I might love to dance,<br \/>\nEven an elephant likes to prance<br \/>\nSo in nimbleness, I haven&#8217;t got a chance.<\/p>\n<p>Even computers aren&#8217;t my mode<br \/>\nYou really should see my code<br \/>\nNot much unless you want your processors on overload<\/p>\n<p>So I write<\/p>\n<p>Badly I admit<br \/>\nAnd I don&#8217;t care, not a whit<br \/>\nCause I deliberately make it shit.<\/p>\n<p>And it you are reading this<br \/>\nThen I would be completely and totally remiss<br \/>\nIn pointing out&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">On occasion of realizing I&#8217;ve lost my forum<\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"flockcredit\" style=\"text-align: right; color: #CCC; font-size: x-small;\">Blogged with the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flock.com\/blogged-with-flock\" style=\"color: #999; font-weight: bold;\" target=\"_new\" title=\"Flock Browser\">Flock Browser<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Y I Right, Right. I can&#8217;t sing My speechifying has no ring My wit lacks any zing. Painting leaves them sad My colours suck a tad Brush strokes&#8230; well they&#8217;re bad. While I might love to dance, Even an elephant likes to prance So in nimbleness, I haven&#8217;t got a chance. Even computers aren&#8217;t my [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/728"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=728"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/728\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=728"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=728"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=728"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}