{"id":726,"date":"2009-08-26T12:39:03","date_gmt":"2009-08-26T18:39:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/macblaze.ca\/?p=726"},"modified":"2010-04-05T16:43:49","modified_gmt":"2010-04-05T22:43:49","slug":"shit-people-say","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/?p=726","title":{"rendered":"Shit people say&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Funny&#8230;<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/shitmydadsays\">http:\/\/twitter.com\/shitmydadsays<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;Love this Mrs. Dash. The bitch can make spices&#8230; Jesus, Joni (my mom) it&#8217;s a joke. I was making a joke! Mrs. Dash isn&#8217;t even real dammit!&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Funny&#8230; http:\/\/twitter.com\/shitmydadsays &#8220;Love this Mrs. Dash. The bitch can make spices&#8230; Jesus, Joni (my mom) it&#8217;s a joke. I was making a joke! Mrs. Dash isn&#8217;t even real dammit!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/726"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=726"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/726\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=726"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=726"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=726"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}