{"id":5723,"date":"2013-12-17T15:49:56","date_gmt":"2013-12-17T22:49:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/macblaze.ca\/?p=5723"},"modified":"2013-12-17T15:49:56","modified_gmt":"2013-12-17T22:49:56","slug":"1217","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/?p=5723","title":{"rendered":"12:17"},"content":{"rendered":"

12:17<\/p>\n

“Where\u2026? I can’t seem to find\u2026 What page is this? Are be on about that silly wagon again?”<\/p>\n

The sharply folded note slipped out of the unruly stack and dropped to the marble floor with a sharp ‘clack’.<\/p>\n

“What\u2026?”<\/p>\n

“Bugger! Oh bloody hell. Now’ve got blood\u2026 Stupid paper cuts. Just\u2026 Oh my good Lord. He can’t do this! I won’t stand for it! I<\/b> am the narrator here!”<\/p>\n

“I am putting my foot\u2026 blerch\u2026”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

12:17 “Where\u2026? I can’t seem to find\u2026 What page is this? Are be on about that silly wagon again?” The sharply folded note slipped out of the unruly stack and dropped to the marble floor with a sharp ‘clack’. “What\u2026?” “Bugger! Oh bloody hell. Now’ve got blood\u2026 Stupid paper cuts. Just\u2026 Oh my good Lord. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[29],"tags":[35],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5723"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5723"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5723\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5723"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5723"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5723"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}