{"id":5670,"date":"2013-12-01T14:14:43","date_gmt":"2013-12-01T21:14:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/macblaze.ca\/?p=5670"},"modified":"2013-12-01T14:14:43","modified_gmt":"2013-12-01T21:14:43","slug":"211-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/?p=5670","title":{"rendered":"21:1"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>12:1<\/p>\n<p>To all outward appearances the beaver was a cool as the proverbial cucumber. <\/p>\n<p><em>You do know the proverb of the cucumber right? You don&#8217;t&#8217;? Really? The cucumber proverb\u2026 seriously? Wow. I&#8217;m, I&#8217;m speechless.<\/p>\n<p>Huh, I&#8217;m at loggerheads here\u2026 you <i>do<\/i> know about logger heads right? (It&#8217;s an Idiomatic expression meaning &#8216;engaged in a dispute.&#8217;) \u2026 I feel it is my duty to get on with the story but\u2026 seriously? No inkling of the famous, ubiquitous, we-all-learn-it-when-we-are-kids cucumber proverb? Still nothing\u2026 Huh. And that means you don&#8217;t know <i>any<\/i> of the cucumber proverbs\u2026 none of them. Zippo, zero, zilch.<\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t do it. I have to fix this. It&#8217;s just insane that you don&#8217;t know and I have to fix it.<\/p>\n<p>So\u2026 how &#8217;bout I give you ten to start. See if that jogs your memory?<\/em><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Raw cucumber makes the churchyards prosperous.<br \/>\n<em>English Proverb<\/em><\/p>\n<p>A thief is a thief, whether he steals a diamond or a cucumber.<br \/>\n<em> Indian Proverb.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>They call their aunt only when her cucumbers are ripe.<br \/>\n<em>Myanmaran Proverb.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Eternity makes room for a salty cucumber.<br \/>\n<em>Russian proverb<\/em><\/p>\n<p>The only difference between the cucumber and water is the moving of the teeth.<br \/>\n<em>Tunisian Proverb<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Sun is for cucumbers, rain for rice.<br \/>\n<em>Vietnamese Proverb<\/em><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s when it&#8217;s small that the cucumber gets warped.<br \/>\n<em>Portuguese Proverb<\/em><\/p>\n<p>A thief is a thief, whether he steals a diamond or a cucumber.<br \/>\n<em>Hindi Proverb<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Love is like a cucumber, it starts off sweet and ends up bitter.<br \/>\n<em>Sicilian Proverb<\/em><\/p>\n<p>When the cucumber is small, you can warp it easier.<br \/>\n<em>Portuguese Proverb<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><em>Well? Anything\u2026 anything at all come to mind? cucumber\u2026 famous proverb\u2026 ??\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Oh sweet lord. Ok, you asked for it\u2026<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>12:1 To all outward appearances the beaver was a cool as the proverbial cucumber. You do know the proverb of the cucumber right? You don&#8217;t&#8217;? Really? The cucumber proverb\u2026 seriously? Wow. I&#8217;m, I&#8217;m speechless. Huh, I&#8217;m at loggerheads here\u2026 you do know about logger heads right? (It&#8217;s an Idiomatic expression meaning &#8216;engaged in a dispute.&#8217;) [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5670"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5670"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5670\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5670"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5670"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5670"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}