{"id":5388,"date":"2013-09-16T13:29:43","date_gmt":"2013-09-16T19:29:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/macblaze.ca\/?p=5388"},"modified":"2013-09-16T13:29:43","modified_gmt":"2013-09-16T19:29:43","slug":"916","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/?p=5388","title":{"rendered":"9:16"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>9:16<\/p>\n<p>\u201cding\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cding\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDing!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWha?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cGood morning, delivery sir. Can you please sign here?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWha&#8230; Ya, ok. Here.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThank you sir. And enjoy the rest of your morning.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYa, whatever. You too&#8230;\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The label read:<\/p>\n<p>Procrastinators Inc.<br \/>\n4323 Dunbourah Street<\/p>\n<p>You order it; we ship it. Eventually.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAwesome. It&#8217;s finally here&#8230;\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>9:16 \u201cding\u201d \u201cding\u201d \u201cDing!\u201d \u201cWha?\u201d \u201cGood morning, delivery sir. Can you please sign here?\u201d \u201cWha&#8230; Ya, ok. Here.\u201d \u201cThank you sir. And enjoy the rest of your morning. \u201cYa, whatever. You too&#8230;\u201d The label read: Procrastinators Inc. 4323 Dunbourah Street You order it; we ship it. Eventually. \u201cAwesome. It&#8217;s finally here&#8230;\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5388"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5388"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5388\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5388"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5388"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5388"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}