9:15<\/p>\n
Hey man, you ok?<\/p>\n Ya, ya. Just feel like shit for some reason.<\/p>\n Wow, I hope it’s not contagious!<\/p>\n Nah, too much of a good thing I figure.<\/p>\n Out partying’ eh? Lucky guy.<\/p>\n I wish, No, no partying for this dude. I was working.<\/p>\n Working? How’s that a good thing?<\/p>\n <\/cough> And?<\/p>\n Like I was writing, and suddenly I was was like, totally not just writing anymore.<\/p>\n What, you were eating a pizza and writing? WTF dude?<\/p>\n No, no, I was like totally into it. In the moment, subsumed by my own genius, sucked into wonderland\u2026 you know\u2026 actually disconnected and totally plugged in.<\/p>\n Dude, you can’t be disconnected and plugged in at the same time.<\/p>\n Cut me some slack; I told you I feel like crap. Fricking editorial police. You should totally meet my neighbour; you could have like a million kids and start a grammar nazi army and save the world from democracy and mixed metaphors and shit.<\/p>\n Whatever. So you feel like doggie doo-doo because you worked too hard and now you’re batshit crazy? Cause you were totally round the bend before this anyway; not much of an excuse.<\/p>\n No man, I’m not crazy. I just was so wrapped up in the writing thing I lost track of time and shit. I even forgot I was writing; it was, like, like actually being there. Really believing it, you know. And then I woke this morning with three horny trolls with mega boners dancing the horny dance in my head.<\/p>\n Huh. Sucks to be you. Unless you’ve been hiding some secret inner trollette you hadn’t mentioned? Still, sounds like you need to take a break: too much brain stimulus can kill. I saw a thing on Discovery. Maybe chill out and do something real for once.<\/p>\n But if I part my hair right it covers it.<\/p>\n \u2026but the fans dude, what about the the fans?<\/p>\n Right. The fans. The ones who are all into horny mega trolls and shit.<\/p>\n Screw you. If you ever read anything other than the instructions on the condom box you’d know I don’t do fantasy shit. I keep that simplistic shit for you, you pinheaded imbecile.<\/p>\n Sticks and stones fucker\u2026 I can beat your head in with either.<\/p>\n Whatever. I’m going back to bed. I’ll write something tomorrow.<\/p>\n Have fun. Enjoy the trolls. Try not to grunt too loud.<\/p>\n Fuck you too. See ya.<\/sniff><\/cough><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" 9:15 Hey man, you ok? Ya, ya. Just feel like shit for some reason. Wow, I hope it’s not contagious! Nah, too much of a good thing I figure. Out partying’ eh? Lucky guy. I wish, No, no partying for this dude. I was working. Working? How’s that a good thing? Well, I was writing […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[29],"tags":[32],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5383"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5383"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5383\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5383"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5383"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5383"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}