{"id":5248,"date":"2013-08-19T10:10:40","date_gmt":"2013-08-19T16:10:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/macblaze.ca\/?p=5248"},"modified":"2013-08-24T09:57:28","modified_gmt":"2013-08-24T15:57:28","slug":"819","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/?p=5248","title":{"rendered":"8:19"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Whaa?<\/p>\n<p>Oh &#8230; Yeah &#8230; Whaa?<\/p>\n<p>Oh &#8230; Oh &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Oh. Fuck. Yeah.<\/p>\n<p>Well twist my nipple with a gold-plated tie clip and call me sister. Damn.<\/p>\n<p>I guess that&#8217;s it then.<\/p>\n<p>My bad.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Whaa? Oh &#8230; Yeah &#8230; Whaa? Oh &#8230; Oh &#8230; Oh. Fuck. Yeah. Well twist my nipple with a gold-plated tie clip and call me sister. Damn. I guess that&#8217;s it then. My bad. &nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5248"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5248"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5248\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5248"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5248"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5248"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}