{"id":5239,"date":"2013-08-16T07:50:15","date_gmt":"2013-08-16T13:50:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/macblaze.ca\/?p=5239"},"modified":"2013-08-16T12:00:28","modified_gmt":"2013-08-16T18:00:28","slug":"816","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/?p=5239","title":{"rendered":"8:16"},"content":{"rendered":"

8:16<\/p>\n

Now, Albert didn’t know much about animals and knew less than that about beavers, but he was pretty sure that a beaver didn’t normally pant. Or have what appeared to be a sweaty brow.<\/p>\n

Between the teeth, the tongue and the whiskers, Albert was starting to reconsider whether he might have heard the pathetic-looking creature speak.<\/p>\n

“What are you looking at, Shortstuff?”<\/p>\n

Well, that was certainly clear enough.<\/p>\n

“I think I’m looking at a sweaty beaver. But to tell the truth, I’m not actually sure of that. I’ve never seen a sweaty beaver before.”<\/p>\n

The beaver seemed to frown when he heard this. “Are you being smart with me kid?” the beaver asked suspiciously.<\/p>\n

“Hey,” Albert retorted, “I’m just a kid. What do I know about beavers?”<\/p>\n

To this the beaver just glared and a quiet harrumph<\/em> was heard.<\/p>\n

“Look, PeeWee, we need to talk. I can’t have you blabbing to everyone and you don’t want to get in the doghouse over your little unauthorized excursion. Let’s deal.”<\/p>\n

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