{"id":5194,"date":"2013-08-07T15:50:21","date_gmt":"2013-08-07T21:50:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/macblaze.ca\/?p=5194"},"modified":"2013-08-09T10:33:42","modified_gmt":"2013-08-09T16:33:42","slug":"87","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/?p=5194","title":{"rendered":"8:7"},"content":{"rendered":"

8:7<\/p>\n

Edward turned slowly, trying to get comfortable on the now damp paper. He hopped over to a nearby discarded Times<\/em> and settled down to wait some more. Glancing down, he saw this:<\/p>\n

Word of the Day<\/em><\/b>
\nSloth<\/strong>
\nNOUN
\n1. Reluctance to work or make an effort; laziness.
\n2. A slow-moving tropical American mammal (genera Bradypus<\/em> (three-toed sloths) and Choloepus<\/em> (two-toed sloths)) hang from the branches back downward, and feed on leaves, shoots, and fruits<\/p>\n

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Bloody, stupid creatures they were, too, he mused. Can’t trust them and you certainly can’t get a decent day’s work out of them. Ought to be banned from the union, but oh no, can’t have that, can we. That would be speciesism\u2026<\/p>\n

At least they aren’t as bad as the damn beaver, though.<\/p>\n

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8:7 Edward turned slowly, trying to get comfortable on the now damp paper. He hopped over to a nearby discarded Times and settled down to wait some more. Glancing down, he saw this: Word of the Day Sloth NOUN 1. Reluctance to work or make an effort; laziness. 2. A slow-moving tropical American mammal (genera […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5194"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5194"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5194\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5194"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5194"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5194"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}