{"id":5116,"date":"2013-07-24T12:56:19","date_gmt":"2013-07-24T18:56:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/macblaze.ca\/?p=5116"},"modified":"2013-07-24T21:45:28","modified_gmt":"2013-07-25T03:45:28","slug":"724","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/?p=5116","title":{"rendered":"7:24"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>7:24<\/p>\n<p>Hickory dickory dock<br \/>\nMy eyes can&#8217;t stand the shock<br \/>\nThe clock flowed down<br \/>\nIts face a frown<\/p>\n<p>And exclaimed quite loudly<br \/>\nWhat the fuck?<\/p>\n<p>Higgledy piggledy math<br \/>\nNo victims escape its wrath<br \/>\nIt all added up<br \/>\nNo murmurs of s&#8217;up<\/p>\n<p>We were so deep in it<br \/>\nWe had to laugh<\/p>\n<p>Hippity hoppity boo<br \/>\nThere remains but one thing to do<br \/>\nIf we flee for our souls<br \/>\nWe might escape the coals<\/p>\n<p>Before any of the hunters<br \/>\nManage to<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>7:24 Hickory dickory dock My eyes can&#8217;t stand the shock The clock flowed down Its face a frown And exclaimed quite loudly What the fuck? Higgledy piggledy math No victims escape its wrath It all added up No murmurs of s&#8217;up We were so deep in it We had to laugh Hippity hoppity boo There [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[3,29],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5116"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5116"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5116\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5116"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5116"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5116"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}