6:13<\/p>\n
The beaver sighed and tried again. In a calmer tone he continued. \u201cLook, I\u2019ve … we\u2019ve … had a hard day. How about we put whatever you’ve got rattling around that brain of yours on hold and we take it up on a more auspicious occasion. I’ve got aches where they should never be and my temper’s a tad bit frayed. So let’s just get on with our day and call pax on this little conflict you’re so anxious inflame. Whaddya say?\u201d<\/p>\n
The only response was a slight twinkle in Edward’s eye and more silence.<\/p>\n
\u201cOh, for fuck’s sake,\u201d the beaver cursed exasperatedly. \u201cFine, whatever. Let’s get it over with. It’s not like someone’s going to sneak up on us and stuff us in a crate, is it? Oh wait…\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYes, about that. If you are quite done, may I suggest we move our little t\u00eate-\u00e0-t\u00eate to a more convenient location. I’d rather not be here when whomever decides to get around to investigating arrives. A relocation is in order and if you have no further objections, I suggest you follow me.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cRight. Follow. Sure thing, Bucky. Lead on, MacDaft, I’m right behind ya.\u201d<\/p>\n
Edward look pointedly at the beaver and agreed. \u201cYes. Yes, you are going to be right behind me. Shall we?\u201d<\/p>\n
With the pleasant image of biting the annoying self-declared superior ass\u2019s tail right off dancing across his brain, the beaver fell into step and head off the road and into the woods.<\/p>\n
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