{"id":4686,"date":"2013-05-24T06:30:56","date_gmt":"2013-05-24T12:30:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/macblaze.ca\/?p=4686"},"modified":"2013-05-24T07:30:42","modified_gmt":"2013-05-24T13:30:42","slug":"524","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/?p=4686","title":{"rendered":"5:24"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>5:24<\/p>\n<p>Edward looked back at the beaver and his eyes twitched down to stare at the beaver&#8217;s tail. \u201cI know what you mean,\u201d he replied. Then he shook his head violently, ears flapping back and forth. \u201cEew. That&#8217;s disgusting!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He rolled his eyes back then glared at the ceiling and continued: \u201cAnd you, please cease and desist. It&#8217;s beneath you and certainly an indication of your innate laziness. Please spare us the delaying tactics and just get on with it.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The beaver just stared at Edward. \u201cUmmm, yah&#8230; whatever.\u201d He turned back to the freshly gnawed hole in the floor of the crate.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>5:24 Edward looked back at the beaver and his eyes twitched down to stare at the beaver&#8217;s tail. \u201cI know what you mean,\u201d he replied. Then he shook his head violently, ears flapping back and forth. \u201cEew. That&#8217;s disgusting!\u201d He rolled his eyes back then glared at the ceiling and continued: \u201cAnd you, please cease [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[29],"tags":[34,33],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4686"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4686"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4686\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4686"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4686"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4686"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}