{"id":4645,"date":"2013-05-16T09:00:08","date_gmt":"2013-05-16T15:00:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/macblaze.ca\/?p=4645"},"modified":"2013-05-19T07:47:51","modified_gmt":"2013-05-19T13:47:51","slug":"516","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/?p=4645","title":{"rendered":"5:16"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>5:16<\/p>\n<p>The beaver yawned. <em>My god, this rabbit must really be boring me. I can&#8217;t believe I&#8217;m actually that tired. Lord, he&#8217;s even boring himself. Look at the size of those teeth!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Edward tried to finish his sentence but was suddenly overcome with the uncontrollable need to yawn. \u201cAnd &#8230;,\u201d he yawned \u201c&#8230; and then I &#8230;\u201d His eyes were so heavy. It had been a long couple of days and there was still much to do. But it suddenly seemed too much. \u201cIt&#8217;s all too much,\u201d he mumbled between yawns. He raised his head and watched the wily beaver in front of him settle into a compact furry ball and yawn.<\/p>\n<p>Just as Edward&#8217;s eyes closed for the last time, his nose twitched. And twitched again. \u201cWhat is that smell?\u201d Edward wondered and then fell asleep beside the already-dozing beaver and an out-of-place lemon tree. And if anyone had remained awake, he would have seen that a slight mist hung in the air for a few moments more before slowly dissipating.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>5:16 The beaver yawned. My god, this rabbit must really be boring me. I can&#8217;t believe I&#8217;m actually that tired. Lord, he&#8217;s even boring himself. Look at the size of those teeth! Edward tried to finish his sentence but was suddenly overcome with the uncontrollable need to yawn. \u201cAnd &#8230;,\u201d he yawned \u201c&#8230; and then [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4645"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4645"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4645\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4645"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4645"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4645"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}