{"id":46,"date":"2007-02-04T15:17:50","date_gmt":"2007-02-04T21:17:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/macblaze.ca\/?p=46"},"modified":"2007-02-23T22:05:25","modified_gmt":"2007-02-24T04:05:25","slug":"46","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/?p=46","title":{"rendered":"Transplanted Prose"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Originally posted on <a href=\"http:\/\/http:\/\/moreblaze.blogspot.com\/2006\/12\/blaze.html\">moreblaze.blogspot.com<\/a>, December 13, 2006<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>For car(men) wherever you may find them<\/strong><br \/>\nToyota, Dodge, Datsun, Ford<br \/>\nA metal machine, a macho overlord,<\/p>\n<p>Insensitive drivers, uncaring, obscene,<br \/>\nDriving us crazy, cursing their genes<\/p>\n<p>Noisy, obnoxious, expensive and careless<br \/>\nPervasive technology, quintissentialy worthless<\/p>\n<p>Automotive desires are driving our days,<br \/>\nCredit ratings balloon, consuming our pay.<\/p>\n<p>But I want that car, that awesome machine,<br \/>\nOh and this one as well, and that one I mean,<br \/>\nOff road and on track and highway carousing<br \/>\nWith 350 horsepower, I&#8217;ll do without housing.<\/p>\n<p>I love my cars mercury and subaru,<br \/>\nSuch a pity, you know, I can&#8217;t afford you.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Originally posted on moreblaze.blogspot.com, December 13, 2006 For car(men) wherever you may find them Toyota, Dodge, Datsun, Ford A metal machine, a macho overlord, Insensitive drivers, uncaring, obscene, Driving us crazy, cursing their genes Noisy, obnoxious, expensive and careless Pervasive technology, quintissentialy worthless Automotive desires are driving our days, Credit ratings balloon, consuming our pay. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=46"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=46"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=46"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=46"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}