{"id":4386,"date":"2013-04-17T08:35:25","date_gmt":"2013-04-17T14:35:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/macblaze.ca\/?p=4386"},"modified":"2013-04-17T06:32:18","modified_gmt":"2013-04-17T12:32:18","slug":"417","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/?p=4386","title":{"rendered":"4:17"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>4:17<\/p>\n<p>Did you ever wonder the sounds you might make<br \/>\nIf ever you were a beaver at the bottom of a lake?<br \/>\nWould you spit like your mouth was full of fish oil?<br \/>\nWould all of that talking make the water bubble and boil?<br \/>\nDid you ever wonder if it would be bad<br \/>\nTo talk underwater with your neighbour lake shad?<\/p>\n<p>Did you ever wonder the noise bunnies make<br \/>\nWhen you sneak up behind them like a slithery grass snake?<br \/>\nIf you jump up and scream at the top of your lungs,<br \/>\nWhat sort of noise trips off the fluffy bunny\u2019s tongue?<br \/>\nDo they tilt back their heads, emit earsplitting squeals<br \/>\nOr growl and bark loudly like angry wet seals?<\/p>\n<p>And if bunnies and beavers were ever to talk<br \/>\nWould it sound like a tiny mouse or an angry bird\u2019s squawk?<br \/>\nWould everyone look and all the heads turn,<br \/>\nOr would all hide their heads and all their ears burn?<\/p>\n<p>Well, I think the noise would make heads whirl like a top,<br \/>\nAnd everyone would yell, Would you two please stop!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>4:17 Did you ever wonder the sounds you might make If ever you were a beaver at the bottom of a lake? Would you spit like your mouth was full of fish oil? Would all of that talking make the water bubble and boil? Did you ever wonder if it would be bad To talk [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[3,29],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4386"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4386"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4386\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4386"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4386"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4386"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}