4:4<\/p>\n
Edward had been feeling a bit weird for the last few days. He’d been craving chocolate and had the urge to prance around in a gaily covered vest. He’d managed to resist most of the worst impulses \u2014 except for that unfortunate moment on Sunday when he’d clucked like a chicken for that little girl in the park. And that awkward incident involving a lamb and some melted chocolate. It had taken the rest of the day to get the wool and chocolate out of his fur.<\/p>\n
These things usually didn’t happen to him, and he wondered if he’d been working just a little too hard. Maybe that vacation had better be sooner rather than later. A few more stressful weekends like that one and he’d be ready for the looney pen with with the rest of his lop-eared cousins.<\/p>\n
But he felt better today. It had probably been the cabbage rolls: he was just getting too old to stuff himself like that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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