{"id":4187,"date":"2013-03-19T06:45:25","date_gmt":"2013-03-19T12:45:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/macblaze.ca\/?p=4187"},"modified":"2013-03-23T10:02:41","modified_gmt":"2013-03-23T16:02:41","slug":"319","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/?p=4187","title":{"rendered":"3:19"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>3:19<\/p>\n<p><em>I think I remember something about a temple<\/em>, the beaver thought. <em>Early on, yes, here &#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Wednesday, May the twenty-ninth, nineteen hundred and eighty-five<\/p>\n<p>Well, the peasants are revolting. And they fucking smell too.<\/p>\n<p>Small fucking dick-ass towns, full of snoopy morons and prying parasites, too many of them to deal with properly and not enough to make a pie. As if I&#8217;d put anything so putrid in my mouth anyway.<\/p>\n<p>Well, it looks like their so-called social network is going to make this harder, sticking their fat noses in my business. I need to move a few things out of sight and there&#8217;s not enough room in my car, and I&#8217;m sure as hell not putting it the squalid square Merry has allocated me in her dump. She probably goes up and rolls in my sheets just to get a whiff of a real man. I hate women: always fucking up a good situation with their self-absorbed emotional overloads.<\/p>\n<p>Only one thing makes this easy. Mayor Fuckhead has given me the keys to this concrete monstrosity he calls The Temple. Right beside the hotel and completely empty. He wants me to checking over and see what we can do to make it an \u2019attraction\u2019. A fucking attraction, for Christ sake, as if anyone besides these local yokels would have any interest in the world\u2019s ugliest building. Come to think of it, there&#8217;s an angle there. Maybe I can sell this Brooklyn Bridge to some sucker after I blow this town.<\/p>\n<p>Crap, that noisome bitch of a waitress is determined to ruin my meal. I must be off.<\/p>\n<p>Ordo ab chao,<br \/>\nBarnabas<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>3:19 I think I remember something about a temple, the beaver thought. Early on, yes, here &#8230; &nbsp; Wednesday, May the twenty-ninth, nineteen hundred and eighty-five Well, the peasants are revolting. And they fucking smell too. Small fucking dick-ass towns, full of snoopy morons and prying parasites, too many of them to deal with properly [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4187"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4187"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4187\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4187"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4187"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4187"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}