{"id":3899,"date":"2013-02-28T09:00:11","date_gmt":"2013-02-28T16:00:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/macblaze.ca\/?p=3899"},"modified":"2013-02-24T21:48:43","modified_gmt":"2013-02-25T04:48:43","slug":"227","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/?p=3899","title":{"rendered":"2:28"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>2:28<\/p>\n<p>The beaver looked Edward in the eye and said, \u201cWe&#8217;ve had this conversation before. I realize that now. What makes you think this one will end any different than any of the others?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAh, so you think this rising awareness of the past puts you in a position of power somehow. Do not fool yourself or waste my time. Truth is such a subjective thing and you do not, cannot, grasp the reality that lies behind the thin and brittle enamel you have naively tried to cover it with. I am here to learn a few things, reinforce a few perhaps forgotten rules, and deliver what Gareth would euphemistically refer to as an \u2019attitude adjustment.\u2019 You, my aquatic friend, will, answer my questions, and then sit there and listen to your lessons. Then we shall decide how this \u2019conversation\u2019 will end.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The air in the room seemed to grow denser as Edward delivered his message to the beaver and he found himself shrinking down into the cushions ever so slightly. Edward noticed and dipped his ears forward before proceeding.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNow, to the matter of Barney. You have been interfering again. It went unnoticed this long due to your admittedly clever obfuscations and my lack of recognition of who I was dealing with, but that is done now and we shall proceed with repairing whatever rents you may have made in the fabric.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Edward paused.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNow, tell me where Barney is and what, precisely, you did. And try to keep the lies to a minimum. I don&#8217;t have time for your typical nonsense.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>2:28 The beaver looked Edward in the eye and said, \u201cWe&#8217;ve had this conversation before. I realize that now. What makes you think this one will end any different than any of the others?\u201d \u201cAh, so you think this rising awareness of the past puts you in a position of power somehow. Do not fool [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3899"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3899"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3899\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3899"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3899"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3899"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}