17<\/p>\n
Bzzzzzzzzzzak
\nBrrrzzzzzaaaak
\nBRRZZZCK…<\/p>\n
Wah? Wuhz … ah. Ah. Oh, my aching head. That is most definitely not the way to wake up. What in the name of Woden’s seven hells is that infernal noise?<\/p>\n
Oh, for the love of Mary and Joseph, that godforsaken box of metallic mischief is up to its old tricks. Work, damn you! Just work like you were destined to! Of all the fates in all the planes of existence, why am I the keeper of such a eternally selfish and misbegotten hunk of tin and copper? Do as you were intended! I command you…<\/p>\n
Oh for pity\u2019s sake … Fine. Just let me fill up this glass, and I’ll come see what has decided to inopportune you this time.<\/p>\n
Ah. A spot of armagnac and I’ll be right to it. Should see about cleaning up around here, I suppose. Can’t always count on having the appropriate stemware if one doesn’t clean up, more\u2019s the pity. Now, where are my glasses.<\/p>\n
Aaah, must try and stop sleeping in the chair; back\u2019s not as young as it used to be. Now. What have we here? Yes, just adjust this valve and, yes. Blessed silence. Why must this thing be so infernally loud? Would work just as well if it was, well, silent. I should say it would – probably better. So what\u2019s your problem today? Was a time when you just didn’t want to work. Now you seem to be working too well, if you ask me. Not that anyone would, bunch of prissy machinators. That’s what they are. Probably made the contraption louder than it needed to be just to ruin as many people’s lives as possible.<\/p>\n
So if I recall, this gauge should be … yes, it is. And this gauge should … Ok. So the dial here wants to bet at … yes. So if I open this panel all that remains is to … to … Oh my. That’s never happened before. And what is this substance? It … it … it reminds me of … of … It’s Sylvilagus nuttallii!<\/em> It\u2019s Sylvilagus nuttallii<\/em> scat!<\/p>\n What is this? What is the meaning of this outrage? By all the drunken warriors in Valhalla, WHY IS THERE BUNNY POOP IN MY MACHINE!?!<\/p>\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" 17 Bzzzzzzzzzzak Brrrzzzzzaaaak BRRZZZCK… Wah? Wuhz … ah. Ah. Oh, my aching head. That is most definitely not the way to wake up. What in the name of Woden’s seven hells is that infernal noise? Oh, for the love of Mary and Joseph, that godforsaken box of metallic mischief is up to its old tricks. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3718"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3718"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3718\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3718"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3718"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3718"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}