{"id":2906,"date":"2011-12-12T18:56:08","date_gmt":"2011-12-13T01:56:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/macblaze.ca\/?p=2906"},"modified":"2011-12-12T18:56:08","modified_gmt":"2011-12-13T01:56:08","slug":"day-10-ive-got-a-woody","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/?p=2906","title":{"rendered":"Day 10: I&#8217;ve got a woody"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>Carmen must be feeling better. She made a dirty joke&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u2014B<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I woke up refreshed and all ready for some kitten. First thing I brushed some cat hair into the kitten box and cleaned up the cat box&#8230; Hmmmmm, I hope the new one doesn&#8217;t get them confused. Then I made some soup. It was chowd-der. With clams. From a can. They were cold. So I cooked them. In a casserole. With catsup.<\/p>\n<p>So then I decided to go out and shop for wooden ornament holders. They were all out of coatracks so I decided to get a tree instead. It was green, not unlike a cat. It was prickly, not unlike a cat. I sawed the bottom off it, just like &#8230; oh.<\/p>\n<p>The tree is now in my house, warming up and contemplating its wondrous future. <\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>Unfortunately the tree has now consumed all of my energy. Cats, kittens and cole slaw are now on hold indefinitely. My tree will&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Win<\/p>\n<p>and<\/p>\n<p>crush!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Carmen must be feeling better. She made a dirty joke&#8230; \u2014B I woke up refreshed and all ready for some kitten. First thing I brushed some cat hair into the kitten box and cleaned up the cat box&#8230; Hmmmmm, I hope the new one doesn&#8217;t get them confused. Then I made some soup. It was [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[25],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2906"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2906"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2906\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2906"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2906"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2906"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}