{"id":15085,"date":"2022-03-06T15:39:52","date_gmt":"2022-03-06T22:39:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/?p=15085"},"modified":"2022-03-06T15:39:52","modified_gmt":"2022-03-06T22:39:52","slug":"poetry-of-the-sole","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/?p=15085","title":{"rendered":"Poetry of the sole"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If I had a wolf and he ate my shoe<br \/>\nWhat would I do?<\/p>\n<p>If my pet was a tiger and he bit my toe<br \/>\nWould he have to go?<\/p>\n<p>If I made friends with a croc who nibbled my chair<br \/>\nWhat would I dare?<\/p>\n<p>If my support animal&#8217;s an eagle who eyes my chews<br \/>\nWho would lose?<\/p>\n<p>If I ruled a hippo who coveted my crown<br \/>\nWhich of us is going down?<\/p>\n<p>If I was to ride a whale and he decided to dive<br \/>\nWould I even be alive?<\/p>\n<p>Huh.<\/p>\n<p>I guess I&#8217;ll stick to my cat who wrecks my books<br \/>\nAnd gives me dirty looks.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If I had a wolf and he ate my shoe What would I do? If my pet was a tiger and he bit my toe Would he have to go? If I made friends with a croc who nibbled my chair What would I dare? If my support animal&#8217;s an eagle who eyes my chews [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15085"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15085"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15085\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15086,"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15085\/revisions\/15086"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15085"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15085"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15085"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}