{"id":101,"date":"2008-01-15T23:07:29","date_gmt":"2008-01-16T05:07:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/macblaze.ca\/?p=101"},"modified":"2008-02-03T16:49:54","modified_gmt":"2008-02-03T22:49:54","slug":"pedro-the-lion-is-no-name-for-a-band","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/?p=101","title":{"rendered":"pedro the lion is no name for a band"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Courtesy of a Facebook exchange with <em>A<\/em><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>pedro the lion is so a puppet&#8230;Totally happy until he gets into the fermented gazelle blood and banana margaritas, and then he&#8217;s like so all over the chimps for being too bossy and gnawing on the giraffes cause they&#8217;re so uppity. And then Chiquita the lioness comes home and chews his ass out and he&#8217;s so &#8220;oh yah!&#8221; and then the neighbours complain and the warthog cops come and he&#8217;s gets his butt thrown in jail until Chiquita bails him out so apologetic-like, but you know she just wants something and then the stupid cubs tell him they wrecked his favorite bone and he smashes &#8217;em one but then totally regrets it and the cheetahs rat him out so they take the cubs away and his boss finds out and he&#8217;s booted from the pride and &#8230;well&#8230;you know.<\/p>\n<p>I really feel for poor Pedro&#8230;sigh<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Courtesy of a Facebook exchange with A pedro the lion is so a puppet&#8230;Totally happy until he gets into the fermented gazelle blood and banana margaritas, and then he&#8217;s like so all over the chimps for being too bossy and gnawing on the giraffes cause they&#8217;re so uppity. And then Chiquita the lioness comes home [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/101"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=101"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/101\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=101"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=101"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=101"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}