{"id":100,"date":"2008-01-08T22:38:55","date_gmt":"2008-01-09T04:38:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/macblaze.ca\/?p=100"},"modified":"2008-01-08T22:58:04","modified_gmt":"2008-01-09T04:58:04","slug":"a-new-feature","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/macblaze.ca\/?p=100","title":{"rendered":"A New Feature…"},"content":{"rendered":"

Pop lyrics in 2 minutes or less…<\/strong> Go!<\/p>\n

I’m not old but my best friend is,
\nHis mini van is full of kids.
\nI love to rock, he tends bowl,
\nI’m not old but my best friend is,<\/p>\n

Turn it up, crank that sound,
\nI still want the baddest stereo around.
\nDon’t give me no blues, no jazz, no soul.
\nJust good old fashioned loud rock and roll.
\nDon’t let me worry about bills or politicians.
\nDon’t confuse my life with some god-filled mission.
\nMy friend he thinks that kids need to be mastered,
\n but I still remember him totally fu’ in plastered.<\/p>\n

I’m not old but my best friend is,
\nHis life is filled by doin biz.
\nI wanna kick back, he’s worried about taxes ,
\nI’m not old but my best friend is.<\/p>\n

I’m still checkin’ out both old and young ‘uns,
\nHis old lady’s nagging to pick up wheat buns.
\nI just p’wned his kids at Legendary Halo
\nwhile he cracked a brew and reminisced about Mario.
\nI’ve got plans to escape the mob,
\nscrew the boss and fuck the job.
\nHe wants a review and a salary hike,
\nso he can afford his mid life crisis, Harley bike.<\/p>\n

I’m not old but my best friend is,
\nHe’s planning for tomorrow, whenever that is
\nI’m thinking if I use that cash, a new guitar will kick fu’ in ass.
\nI’m not old but my best friend is.<\/p>\n

I’m not old but my best friend is.
\nI stopped counting at 20 cause life just is.<\/p>\n

I’m not old but my best friend is.
\nHe’s always got point and it’s always his.<\/p>\n

I’m not old but my best friend is.
\nMaybe tomorrow, or another time that is.<\/p>\n

copyright B Timothy Keith<\/code><\/p>\n

Ok so it took more like 6 minutes…I’m still perfecting the system…<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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